Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?”
One boy answers, “We found a £10 note and decided to give it to the person who tells the biggest lie.”
“You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher, “When I was your age, I didn’t even know what a lie was.”
The boys looked at each other then gave the £10 note to the teacher.
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