Funny Jokes

Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren’t enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right…

A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said, “That part where the hair…

It was Christmas Eve. A woman came home to her husband after a day of busy shopping. Later on that night when she was getting undressed for bed, he noticed…

There is an overweight guy who is watching TV. A commercial comes on for a guaranteed weight loss of 10 pounds in a week. So the guy, thinking what the…

Reporter: “Excuse me, may I interview you?” Man: “Yes!” Reporter: “Name?” Man: “Abdul Al-Rhazim.” Reporter: “S**x?” Man: “Three to five times a week.” Reporter: “No no! I mean male or…

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him: “Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know to say one thing.” “What…

My 7 year old son came in from school today and asked me: “Dad, what kind of mouse can walk on 2 legs?” “Erm, I don’t know” I replied “Mickey…

An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted with a set of…

A woman went to her doctor’s office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming and…

Tom called the police helpline and said, “Hey! I am in urgent need of help.” The attendant asked, “Calm down and tell me what happened.” Tom replied, “There’s a fight…

Two man went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only…

A recently married couple are in bed, when the man asks his wife how many men she has slept with. After the question, the woman doesn’t respond. The man asks…

A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, “How about that? I just…

A Ballerina goes to the doctor, “Doc I am having terrible trouble with the most awful wind. Every time I pirouette I fart,” she cries. “Hmmm,” says the Doctor, “I’d…

A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he hasn’t been feeling well. The doctor examines him, leaves the room and comes back with three different bottles of…

One day a blonde walks into a doctors office with both of her ears burnt. The doctor asks her what had happened. She says, “well… when I was ironing my…

A woman was having an affair. One rainy day she was in bed with her Lover when she heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway. Woman: “OMG – Hurry!…

A new doctor came into town and set up shop 4 months ago. I’m a doctor too, so I was worried about losing any of my clientele. Sure enough, some…