Clean Jokes

Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite make love position. One says, “I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best.” “I don’t think I have…

At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, So it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole…

Two guys were playing a round of golf. As they finished one hole and headed for the Tee on the next, one of them realized he’d left his jacket back…

Two friends were playing golf. On the tee, Jack hit his shot way left of the fairway into some buttercups. Bob proceeded to hit his shot, and his ball went…

An elderly man had owned his large farm in Louisiana for many years. Right at the back of the farm, there was a large pond that was ideal for swimming….

A guy sits down in a movie theater and notices that the man in front of him has brought his dog with him. A guy sits down in a movie…

A man sat on his front porch, staring dejectedly at the ground. His neighbor, noticing his gloomy demeanor, walked over to check on him. “Hey, what’s got you so down?”…

Alice was to bake a cake for the church ladies’ group bake sale, but she forgot to do it until the last minute. She baked an angel food cake and…

A sailor brings his boat up to a restaurant dock to eat lunch. The dock hand says, “I’m sorry, sir, but I can’t let you dine here today. This establishment…

The man came to his pastor with a big problem. “When I go to bed, I can’t sleep because I’m afraid of monsters under my bed. I know it’s silly,…

A donkey was tied to a tree. A demon came and released it. The donkey entered the field of a farmer and began to eat everything. The farmer’s wife saw…

A gorilla was walking through the jungle when he came across a deer eating grass in a clearing. The gorilla roared, “Who is the king of the jungle?” And the…

A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane Being bored, he turned to the girl and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if…

One day an old lady won the lottery and bought a mansion. She would wake up every day in her mansion lonely so one day the old lady decided to…

Three old men Bert, Arnie and Harry was sitting on a park bench debating what the meanest animal in the world was. Bert said: “The meanest animal in the world…

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a…

A blind man walks into a bar with a bear on a chain and a parrot on his shoulder. “Hey,” the bartender exclaimed, “No animals are allowed in here!” “We’re…

A boy decides to learn the language of all animals. Dad, there is a school where you can learn the language of animals. Please, give me money to go there…