Clean Jokes

There was a preacher who absolutely loved golf. Whenever he had free time, you could usually find him on the golf course. One beautiful Sunday morning, the weather was perfect…

Moses, Jesus, and an old man were enjoying a friendly round of golf together. Moses stepped up to the tee and hit the ball. It went sailing over the fairway…

A man dies and goes to hell. As he approaches the gates he is stopped by the gatekeeper who asks for his name. “Joe.” he replies. “Well, joe, I’ve found…

A woman overhears her 7 year old son playing with his toy train set. As he’s moving his train around, he stops the train and says “This stop is Los…

A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her by radio…

Two doctor,s Dean and Gable, are treating a man with lung disease. They’re explaining how his smoking weed has led to his condition worsening. “But it’s just herbal!” the patient…

Two senior ladies were out for a Sunday drive in a huge car. Neither of them could really see too much over the dashboard. When they came to an intersection,…

In a part of Las Vegas humans don’t know about, a group of animals are playing cards in Las Vegas… and arguing. Lion: “Stop taking glances at my card, you’re…

A businessman rushed into the train station just in time to catch the New York to Washington Express. On taking his seat he asked the conductor what time the train…

A New York State trooper pulled a car over. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was…

A woman awakes in the middle of the night to find her husband not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds…

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s…

A woman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to…

A customer in a restaurant orders a bowl of soup. However, the customer notices that something is wrong. So he calls the waiter over. “Can you please taste the soup?”…

Two old friends were catching up and talking about their friend Jack, who had recently passed away. One of them said, “You know, Jack certainly had quite a collection of…

A blind man enters a bar and find his way to a bar stool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the…