The magic lamp that only served drinks
Once upon a time, two neighbors lived side by side: one was wealthy, while the other struggled to make ends meet. Surprisingly, the poor neighbor owned a mysterious magic lamp….
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The phone rings at the local police station
One afternoon, someone called the local police station with an unusual complaint. “Hello, officer. I’d like to report my neighbor, Craig. I’m pretty sure he’s hiding marijuana inside his firewood!”…
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The two beggars of london
Two beggars, Ali and Habib, worked different areas of London every day. They spent about the same number of hours asking passersby for help, but their results were completely different….
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A old lady finished her annual physical
An 83-year-old woman had just finished her annual medical checkup when her doctor smiled and said, “You’re in remarkably good shape for your age! Tell me, do you and your…
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A police officer pulled over a man
A police officer pulled over a man riding a Harley-Davidson for speeding. After asking for his name, the officer heard the biker reply, “Fred.” “Fred what?” the officer asked. “Just…
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Two blondes decide to go duck hunting
Two blonde friends decided to spend a Saturday morning trying their hand at duck hunting. Neither of them had ever been hunting before, but they were both confident that it…
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Three Scotsmen were sitting in a bar
Three Scotsmen were sitting together in their favorite local bar, enjoying an evening of conversation and sharing a few stories over their drinks. After a while, the oldest man became…
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Little johnny drawing of god
One sunny morning, a kindergarten teacher gave her students paper, crayons, and colored pencils, encouraging them to draw whatever they wanted. The classroom quickly filled with happy chatter as the…
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Two blonde friends were helping
Two blonde friends were helping with a home renovation project. One was busy installing wooden siding on the outside of the house, while the other was organizing the tools and…
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A young city woman was driving through
A young city woman was driving through the countryside when she decided to take a scenic route past some beautiful farms. As she drove along a quiet country road, she…
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The old lady at heaven gates
An elderly woman passed away peacefully and soon found herself standing at the Pearly Gates of Heaven. Saint Peter greeted her warmly and began explaining how everything worked in her…
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The fishing trip twenty years later
Two college friends decided to spend a weekend camping in the woods. While exploring the area, they discovered a beautiful little brook filled with trout. They spent the entire day…
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A hunter asked a experienced old hunter
A beginner hunter once asked an experienced old hunter for advice on how to hunt bears. The old hunter smiled confidently. “It’s simple,” he said. “I’ve hunted plenty of bears…
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A woman walked into a dentist office
One afternoon, a woman walked into a dentist’s office and asked the receptionist how much it would cost to have a wisdom tooth removed. The dentist came over and said,…
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Bubba and his wife go fishing
For years, Bubba’s wife, Verna Lou, had been asking him to take her fishing. Every time she asked, Bubba would shake his head and say, “Sweet thang, you wouldn’t enjoy…
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Little johnny and the history exam
One afternoon, Mr. Johnson asked Johnny to stay behind after class. “Johnny,” the teacher said, “I have a feeling you may have been copying answers during today’s test.” Johnny looked…
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The kung fu student and his master
A young Kung Fu student had been training with his master for several months, but he was becoming increasingly frustrated. No matter how hard he tried, he kept losing during…
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At my first job I was working
At my first job, I worked at an orange juice factory, but I got canned—I just couldn’t concentrate. Then I became a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so…