Three guys have to share a bed
Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren’t enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right…
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He comes home and shows it
A man decides to do something nice for his wife before they leave on vacation so he gets her name tattooed on his weapon. He comes home and shows it…
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A guy walks into a pub
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads, “Cheese Sandwich: $1.50; Chicken Sandwich: $2.50; Hand Job: $10.00.” Checking his wallet for the…
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She got worried and asked her mom
A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said, “That part where the hair…
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She was getting undressed for bed
It was Christmas Eve. A woman came home to her husband after a day of busy shopping. Later on that night when she was getting undressed for bed, he noticed…
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A little boy caught his mom and dad
A little boy caught his mom and dad having lovemaking. After, he asked, “What were you and daddy doing?” The mom said, “We were baking a cake.” A few days…
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Two cowboys are out on the range talking
Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite make love position. One says, “I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best.” “I don’t think I have…
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A man was having premature ejaculation
A man was having premature ejaculation problems so he went to the doctor. The doctor said, “When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself.” That…
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A overweight guy who is watching TV
There is an overweight guy who is watching TV. A commercial comes on for a guaranteed weight loss of 10 pounds in a week. So the guy, thinking what the…
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Little Sally came home from school
Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother, “Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!” Before the mother could…
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I know the whole truth
At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, So it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole…
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little Johnny passed by his mom bedroom
A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom’s bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, “I need a man, I need a…
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A man and woman had been married for 30 years
A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having lovemaking. He was embarrassed and scared that…
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The mother asks him what he did at school
After picking her son up from school one day, the mother asks him what he did at school. The kid replies, “I had make love with my teacher.” She gets…
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A boy says to a girl
A boy says to a girl, “So, make love at my place?” “Yeah!” “Okay, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother, and he thinks we’re making…
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Excuse me may I interview you
Reporter: “Excuse me, may I interview you?” Man: “Yes!” Reporter: “Name?” Man: “Abdul Al-Rhazim.” Reporter: “S**x?” Man: “Three to five times a week.” Reporter: “No no! I mean male or…
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Boris Johnson walks into a bank
Boris Johnson walks into a bank to cash a cheque. As he approaches the cashier, he says, “Good morning, miss. Could you please cash this cheque for me?” The cashier…
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A lady goes to her priest one day
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him: “Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know to say one thing.” “What…