Tom called the police helpline
Tom called the police helpline and said, “Hey! I am in urgent need of help.” The attendant asked, “Calm down and tell me what happened.” Tom replied, “There’s a fight…
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Alice was to bake a cake
Alice was to bake a cake for the church ladies’ group bake sale, but she forgot to do it until the last minute. She baked an angel food cake and…
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A man tried to impress his wife by cooking dinner
One day, a man tried to impress his wife by cooking dinner. He followed a recipe, but somehow, the kitchen looked like a disaster zone. The fire alarm went off,…
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A elderly couple sitting down to lunch
A man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at a fast food place. He noticed that they had ordered just one meal, and as he watched, the older…
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The young bride called her mother
As soon as the newlyweds returned from their honeymoon, the young bride called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away. “How did everything go?” her mom asked. “Oh,…
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Two man went bear hunting
Two man went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only…
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A woman has to go to Italy for a conference
A woman has to go to Italy for a conference, so her husband drives her to the airport. “Thank you honey,” she says, “Is there anything I can bring back…
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Johnny is playing fetch with his dog
Johnny is playing fetch with his dog in the park, When he accidentally throws the stick onto a lake To his amazement, The dog runs onto the lake, walks across…
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A sailor brings his boat up to a restaurant
A sailor brings his boat up to a restaurant dock to eat lunch. The dock hand says, “I’m sorry, sir, but I can’t let you dine here today. This establishment…
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A recently married couple are in bed
A recently married couple are in bed, when the man asks his wife how many men she has slept with. After the question, the woman doesn’t respond. The man asks…
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A Husband was a bit embarrassed
A Husband was a bit embarrassed and told the Doctor he had trouble getting an Erection with his Wife and she was getting frustrated. The Doc checked the man’s blood…
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Three men survive a plane crash
Three men survive a plane crash in the jungle. Paddy, an Irishman, Jock, a Scotsman, and Edward, an Englishman. The three men band together and set off in search of…
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The man came to his pastor
The man came to his pastor with a big problem. “When I go to bed, I can’t sleep because I’m afraid of monsters under my bed. I know it’s silly,…
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A farmer went to a local bar
A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, “How about that? I just…
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A married man was having an affair
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house. Exhausted from the afternoon’s…
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A donkey was tied to a tree
A donkey was tied to a tree. A demon came and released it. The donkey entered the field of a farmer and began to eat everything. The farmer’s wife saw…
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The husband slices his tee shot
The husband slices his tee shot into the trees. They find the ball resting behind an oak. The man is about to chip out onto the fairway when his wife,…
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A Blonde woman was speeding down
A Blonde woman was speeding down the road and was pulled over by a police officer. I The Cop asked to see the blonde driver’s license. She dug through her…