A elderly couple had been experiencing
An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a power memory class where one is taught to remember things by association. A few days after…
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The husband leans over and asks his wife
The husband leans over and asks his wife, “Do you remember the first time we had lovemaking together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you…
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A old lady won the lottery
One day an old lady won the lottery and bought a mansion. She would wake up every day in her mansion lonely so one day the old lady decided to…
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A hunter went out to hunt
A hunter went out to hunt for buffalo. To help him, he hired an Indian Scout. The two of them set off on their journey to find buffalo. After riding…
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A husband said to his wife
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife. “Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches…
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Three old men were sitting on a park bench
Three old men Bert, Arnie and Harry was sitting on a park bench debating what the meanest animal in the world was. Bert said: “The meanest animal in the world…
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A woman saw ad in the local newspaper
A woman saw an ad in the local newspaper which read: “Purebred Police Dog $25.” Thinking that it to be a great bargain, she called and ordered the dog to…
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The old man sat down the orthopaedic surgeon
The 80-year-old man sat down in the orthopaedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he said, “I’ve made love in more exotic cars than anyone I know. Must be at least…
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A little old lady was walking down
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a…
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A old man goes to a doctor
A little old man told his wife, “I have to go to my doctor’s appointment now. I’ll see you later.” After he left, his wife sat down on the couch…
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Two medical students were walking
Two medical students were walking along the street. When they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly. One student said to…
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One evening a man was at home watching TV
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth In the middle of catching…
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A blind man walks into a bar
A blind man walks into a bar with a bear on a chain and a parrot on his shoulder. “Hey,” the bartender exclaimed, “No animals are allowed in here!” “We’re…
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A doctor wanted to get off work
A doctor wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant. “Seamus, I am going hunting tomorrow. I don’t want to close the clinic. I want…
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A girl is walking through a cemetery
A girl is walking through a cemetery at night. She’s a little nervous because it’s dark, but it’s the shortest way to get to her home. Suddenly she hears a…
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A boy decides to learn the language
A boy decides to learn the language of all animals. Dad, there is a school where you can learn the language of animals. Please, give me money to go there…
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Two old men at the local night house
Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town. After a few drinks, they end up at the…
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The teacher asked the class
The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad’s farm, and we all…