A Ballerina goes to the doctor
A Ballerina goes to the doctor, “Doc I am having terrible trouble with the most awful wind. Every time I pirouette I fart,” she cries. “Hmmm,” says the Doctor, “I’d…
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A gorilla was walking through the jungle
A gorilla was walking through the jungle when he came across a deer eating grass in a clearing. The gorilla roared, “Who is the king of the jungle?” And the…
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A hotel guest calls the front desk and the clerk
A hotel guest calls the front desk and the clerk answers, “May I help you sir? The man says, “Yes, I’m in room 858. You need to send someone to…
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A male patient is lying in bed
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A pretty, young, student nurse appears to give him a partial…
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A guy was seated next to a girl on an airplane
A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane Being bored, he turned to the girl and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if…
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I accidentally overturned my golf cart
The while golfing, I accidentally overturned my golf cart. A very attractive female golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out: “Are…
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A man goes to the doctor
A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he hasn’t been feeling well. The doctor examines him, leaves the room and comes back with three different bottles of…
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A blonde walks into a doctors office
One day a blonde walks into a doctors office with both of her ears burnt. The doctor asks her what had happened. She says, “well… when I was ironing my…
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A woman was taking an afternoon nap
A woman was taking an afternoon nap. When she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace. What do you think it…
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A girl tells her Mum
An 18 year old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and buys a pregnancy kit….
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A man walked into a where house
A man walked into a where house and told the Madam he wanted a woman who had AIDs, HepB, and herpes. He showed her a wad of money and the…
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A woman was having an affair
A woman was having an affair. One rainy day she was in bed with her Lover when she heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway. Woman: “OMG – Hurry!…
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A woman who was married to a man
There was once a woman who was married to a man who would make extremely loud and disgusting farts every morning as soon as he woke up. Every time he…
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A grandson asked his grandpa one question
A grandson asked his grandpa one question while on the way back from school. Grandson: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? Grandpa thought for a minute…
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A new doctor came into town
A new doctor came into town and set up shop 4 months ago. I’m a doctor too, so I was worried about losing any of my clientele. Sure enough, some…
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The Lord called to Adam and said
After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth so I want you…
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A woman and her lover are in bed together
A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The woman jumps up, shoves the guy in a corner of the bedroom, rubs him down in…
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A doctor and his wife are having a fight
A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, “And you are no good in bed either,” and…