Two guys were playing a round of golf
Two guys were playing a round of golf. As they finished one hole and headed for the Tee on the next, one of them realized he’d left his jacket back…
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A old lady went to the store
An old lady went to the store to buy food for her dog. At the checkout, the clerk said, “I’m sorry, ma’am, but the manager has a new policy. We’ve…
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Two friends were playing golf
Two friends were playing golf. On the tee, Jack hit his shot way left of the fairway into some buttercups. Bob proceeded to hit his shot, and his ball went…
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They decided to go to the doctor
There was an elderly couple who in their old age noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor. The doctor told…
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A elderly man had owned his large farm
An elderly man had owned his large farm in Louisiana for many years. Right at the back of the farm, there was a large pond that was ideal for swimming….
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A 7 year old son came in from school
My 7 year old son came in from school today and asked me: “Dad, what kind of mouse can walk on 2 legs?” “Erm, I don’t know” I replied “Mickey…
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The whole family are having breakfast
The whole family are having breakfast together when he young Grandson looks over at his 18 year old newlywed wife and asks her, “Will you pass the honey, honey?” She…
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A husband and wife were grocery shopping
A husband and wife were grocery shopping when the husband picked up a case of Budweiser and placed it in the cart. “What do you think you’re doing?” asked the…
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A couple is having their 75th wedding anniversary
A very elderly couple is having their 75th wedding anniversary. The man said to his wife “Dear there is something that i must ask you. It has always bothered me…
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A elderly couple went to the county fair
An elderly couple named Bill and Helen went to the county fair each year. One year, a man at the fair was giving helicopter rides for 50 dollars. Having never…
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A guy sits down in a movie theater
A guy sits down in a movie theater and notices that the man in front of him has brought his dog with him. A guy sits down in a movie…
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A old man goes golfing
An old man goes golfing every weekend. His wife always complains about his going and leaving her alone. So one weekend he says “Why don’t you come with me and…
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A man sat on his front porch
A man sat on his front porch, staring dejectedly at the ground. His neighbor, noticing his gloomy demeanor, walked over to check on him. “Hey, what’s got you so down?”…
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He went to the doctor
An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted with a set of…
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A woman said to her husband
Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, “Today is a special day. I bet you don’t know what day this is.” “Of course I do!” her husband…
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Two elderly ladies have been friends
Two elderly ladies have been friends for decades. Over the years, they partook in many activities and adventures together. Lately, their activities have been limited to meeting a few times…
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A woman went to her doctor office
A woman went to her doctor’s office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming and…
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Two old women were standing in front
Two old women were standing in front of me at the bus stop when a very scruffy teenager strolled past. One lady turned to the other and said. “That’s Nigel….