A boy came home with a brand new Ford
A sixteen year-old boy came home with a brand new Ford F150. His parents look at the truck and ask, “Where did you get that truck?!” “I bought it today,”…
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A boy was on a park bench candy in his mouth
Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench after Halloween, happily stuffing handful after handful of candy into his mouth. An elderly lady passing by noticed him and stopped. “Johnny,…
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A woman walks into a bank in New York
A woman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to…
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A man was walking down the beach
A man was walking down the beach when he found a bottle. He picks up the bottle, and a genie comes out. The genie says that he will grant him…
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A customer in a restaurant orders
A customer in a restaurant orders a bowl of soup. However, the customer notices that something is wrong. So he calls the waiter over. “Can you please taste the soup?”…
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A police officer asks a thief
A police officer stopped a suspicious-looking man who had just been caught carrying an expensive watch that belonged to someone else. The officer held up the watch and asked, “Where…
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Three men are playing golf at a Country Club
Three men are playing golf at a Country Club: Obi Wan Ken obi, Darth Maul and a very old man. Obi Wan tees off and hits his ball in the…
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A guy was limping so his friend asked
A man was walking down the street with a noticeable limp when his friend spotted him. “Hey, what happened to your foot?” his friend asked. “Oh, nothing serious,” the man…
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A man walks into a bar and sees his friend
A man walks into a bar and sees his friend sitting beside a 12-inch pianist. He says to his friend, “That’s amazing. How did you get that?” The man pulls…
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Johnny comes back from school crying
Johnny came home from school one afternoon with tears in his eyes. His mother immediately noticed and asked, “Johnny, what happened? Why are you crying?” Johnny sniffled and said, “Mommy,…
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Two men were talking about
Two old friends were catching up and talking about their friend Jack, who had recently passed away. One of them said, “You know, Jack certainly had quite a collection of…
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A mother sees her son watching television
One evening, Jimmy was sitting comfortably on the couch, completely focused on his favorite television show. His mother walked into the living room, looked at him, and immediately noticed that…
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A little girl and her mother are at church
A little girl was sitting quietly beside her mother during Sunday church service. Everything was peaceful until the girl suddenly started feeling sick. She leaned over and whispered, “Mom, I…
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A farmer buys a young rooster
A farmer buys a young rooster and brings him home. The moment he enters the yard, the rooster gets to work and impresses the farmer by keeping all 150 hens…
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A blind man enters a bar and find
A blind man enters a bar and find his way to a bar stool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the…
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A couple moves into their new house
A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, “Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the…
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A husband and wife were golfing
A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the wife asked, “Honey, if I died would you get married again?” The husband said, “No sweetie.” The woman said, “I’m sure…