Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo
Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days. Finally, his mother talked his reluctant father into taking him. After several hours, the two men…
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An 8-year-old girl went to her dad
An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him: “Daddy, what is make love?” The Dad was surprised that she would ask such…
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Two senior ladies were out for a sunday drive
Two senior ladies were out for a Sunday drive in a huge car. Neither of them could really see too much over the dashboard. When they came to an intersection,…
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I would like to share a personal experience
I would like to share a personal experience I had about drinking and driving. This might save you the cost and embarrassment of being arrested for DWI. As you know,…
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A man named Adam walked along a forest
A man named Adam walked along a forest trail, when suddenly he was stopped by an evil looking crone, who calls herself a witch. The witch screeches at him: “Tell…
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A group of animals are playing
In a part of Las Vegas humans don’t know about, a group of animals are playing cards in Las Vegas… and arguing. Lion: “Stop taking glances at my card, you’re…
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Sam and his wife Rachel were playing golf
Sam and his wife Rachel were playing golf at the club when she drove a 300 yard tee shot straight down the fairway. Sam said, ‘Wow I have never seen…
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He greets the priest and says
A newly married Liam goes to the meet Father Charles. He greets the priest and says, ‘Father, I need to talk to you.’ The Priest asks, ‘Is it a confession,…
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She told her new husband
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a pure.” “What?” said the…
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A woman join a country club
A woman joins a country club and when she hears the guys talking about their golf round. She says, “I played on my college’s golf team. I was pretty good….
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A businessman rushed into the train station
A businessman rushed into the train station just in time to catch the New York to Washington Express. On taking his seat he asked the conductor what time the train…
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A New York State trooper
A New York State trooper pulled a car over. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was…
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A husband and wife are sitting on the couch
A husband and wife are sitting on the couch watching TV. The wife looks at the husband and he is staring at the ceiling above her head, she looks up…
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A woman awakes in the middle of the night
A woman awakes in the middle of the night to find her husband not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds…
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A teenage boy goes to church to confess
A teenage boy goes to church to confess his sins. “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.” The priest asks, “Is that you,…
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A little boy goes to his father and asks
A little boy goes to his father and asks, “Daddy, how was I born?” The father answers, “Well, son, I guess one day you were going to find out anyway.”…
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Three turtles decide to go on a picnic
Three turtles, Joe, Steve, and Poncho, decide to go on a picnic. Joe packs the picnic basket with cookies, bottled sodas, and sandwiches. The trouble is, the picnic site is…
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A woman brought a very limp duck
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s…