A man was traveling on a ship
A man was traveling on a ship when, two days into the journey, a terrible storm struck. The ship sank, but the man managed to grab onto a piece of…
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Three high ranking axis officers
During World War II, three high-ranking officers from the Axis powers found themselves in the same holding cell, waiting to be questioned. A German officer confidently declared, “They won’t get…
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The valentines day surprise
A few days before Valentine’s Day, a young woman was taking a relaxing afternoon nap. When she woke up, she hurried into the living room and excitedly told her husband…
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A new general was assigned to an army
A new general was assigned to an army base and spent his first few weeks getting familiar with how everything worked. One morning, while walking around the grounds, he noticed…
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A elderly couple had just celebrated
An elderly couple had just celebrated their 50th wedding anniversary. The next afternoon, they were sitting peacefully on their porch, enjoying the sunshine. The husband was reading the newspaper while…
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Bubba and his wife go fishing
For years, Bubba’s wife, Verna Lou, had been asking him to take her fishing. Every time she asked, Bubba would shake his head and say, “Sweet thang, you wouldn’t enjoy…
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Ralph came home very tired one night
Ralph came home very tired one night, climbed into bed beside his sleeping wife, and quickly fell into a deep sleep. A few moments later, he found himself standing at…
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The three rafters and the genie
An Englishman, an American, and a Japanese man were enjoying a day of white-water rafting when they suddenly heard a tremendous roar ahead. They looked up and realized they were…
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Three Englishmen were traveling through
Three Englishmen were traveling through a scorching desert. They had been walking for hours, and by the time they stopped to rest, they were exhausted, thirsty, and extremely hungry. Eventually,…
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A young couple is finally wed
A young couple had just gotten married and finally arrived at their hotel after a long, exciting wedding day. Both were nervous about their first night together, but neither wanted…
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Little johnny and the history exam
One afternoon, Mr. Johnson asked Johnny to stay behind after class. “Johnny,” the teacher said, “I have a feeling you may have been copying answers during today’s test.” Johnny looked…
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A blonde wife came home
After her first day commuting into the city, a blonde wife came home looking completely exhausted. Her husband took one look at her and asked, “Honey, are you okay? You…
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The Bank Robbing Couple
Jeff and his girlfriend, Jenny, once decided to become bank robbers. Jenny handled the dramatic part inside the banks, while Jeff waited outside as the getaway driver. Surprisingly, they were…
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The kung fu student and his master
A young Kung Fu student had been training with his master for several months, but he was becoming increasingly frustrated. No matter how hard he tried, he kept losing during…
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Little johnny outsmarts the teacher
A new teacher was excited about starting her first week at a new school. She had recently finished several psychology courses and was eager to put some of what she…
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A husband and wife were walking down
A husband and wife were walking down a busy shopping street when the wife suddenly stopped in front of a jewelry store. Her eyes immediately landed on a beautiful diamond…
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A 60-year-old millionaire was getting married
A 60-year-old millionaire was getting married and decided to celebrate with an enormous wedding reception at his beautiful mansion. The big day finally arrived, and he married his stunning 23-year-old…
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A man was driving home after spending
One evening, a man was driving home after spending a little too much time at the local pub. His driving was far from perfect, and his car was wandering from…