A cop saw a car weaving all over the road
One evening, a police officer noticed a car weaving from one side of the road to the other. Concerned for everyone’s safety, he switched on his flashing lights and pulled…
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The doctor compliment
A 45-year-old woman arrived home from her doctor’s appointment wearing the biggest smile her husband had seen in weeks. She looked so pleased with herself that he finally put down…
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The owner asked blonde secretary
The owner of a busy golf course was sitting in his office one afternoon, trying to figure out a bill that involved a rather confusing percentage calculation. After staring at…
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Two hikers were exploring the forests
Two hikers were exploring the forests of central Pennsylvania when they came across a huge hole in the ground, nearly six feet wide. They suspected it might be an old…
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A blonde walks into an empty bar
On New Year’s Eve, a blonde woman walked into a nearly empty bar. She looked a little sad and approached the bartender with a hopeful smile. “Excuse me,” she said….
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Sophie and Shirley were two elderly widows
Sophie and Shirley were two elderly widows living in a friendly Florida retirement community. One afternoon, they noticed a new resident who was quiet, handsome, and always seemed to keep…
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Little johnny drawing of god
One sunny morning, a kindergarten teacher gave her students paper, crayons, and colored pencils, encouraging them to draw whatever they wanted. The classroom quickly filled with happy chatter as the…
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A young bride called her mother
A young bride called her mother one evening, sounding terribly upset. “Mom, Robert doesn’t appreciate anything I do for him!” she cried. Her mother tried to calm her down. “Now,…
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Two blonde friends were helping
Two blonde friends were helping with a home renovation project. One was busy installing wooden siding on the outside of the house, while the other was organizing the tools and…
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A businessman stepped into an office
A businessman stepped into an office building’s elevator one Thursday morning. A cheerful blonde woman was already standing inside, smiling as the doors closed. Trying to be friendly, she turned…
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Two old women were talking
Two elderly friends, Gladys and Martha, were enjoying a cup of tea one afternoon when their conversation turned to the secrets of keeping romance alive in a long marriage. Martha…
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A blonde woman visited her doctor
A blonde woman visited her doctor for a follow-up appointment after receiving a prescription for birth control pills. The doctor smiled as he checked her file. “So, how are the…
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A nervous man walked into a doctor office
A nervous man walked into a doctor’s office and sat down awkwardly in the chair. “Doctor,” he said, “I have a rather embarrassing problem. But before I explain it, you…
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A young city woman was driving through
A young city woman was driving through the countryside when she decided to take a scenic route past some beautiful farms. As she drove along a quiet country road, she…
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A man walked into a fancy restaurant
A man walked into a fancy restaurant one evening and was shown to his table. The place was elegant, the menu was impressive, and the waitstaff were known for their…
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When I first met my wife
When I first met my wife, I wanted our first date to be something unforgettable. I figured coffee and dinner were far too ordinary, so I suggested visiting a local…
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The texas farmer and the australian farmer
A proud Texas farmer decided to take a vacation in Australia. While exploring the countryside, he met an Australian farmer, and the two began chatting about their farms. The Australian…
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Uncle jim and the memory pills
My Uncle Jim has been getting older lately, and he sometimes struggles to remember little things. After forgetting where he put his glasses three times in one morning, he finally…