A man visited his doctor and asked
A man visited his doctor and asked for advice on how to last longer during intimate moments. The doctor suggested trying a little trick: blinking or winking at the right…
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Two doctors Dr. Jenkins and Dr. Smith
Two doctors, Dr. Jenkins and Dr. Smith, were treating a patient whose lung condition had become worse. They explained that his habit of smoking marijuana could be contributing to his…
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Two women went out for an evening together
Two women went out for an evening together while their husbands stayed home. They enjoyed a few drinks at a local bar, chatted for hours, and eventually decided it was…
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Two elderly ladies were relaxing together
Two elderly ladies were relaxing together on the front porch one sunny afternoon, enjoying the quiet day and chatting about life. After a while, one woman turned to her friend…
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A woman went into a bar and saw a cowboy
One evening, a woman walked into a bar in Waco and noticed a cowboy relaxing with his enormous feet propped up on a table. She had never seen feet quite…
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A jewish man visited a chinese restaurant
One evening, a Jewish man visited a Chinese restaurant for dinner. While looking through the menu, he became curious about something and decided to ask the waiter a rather unusual…
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The magic lamp that only served drinks
Once upon a time, two neighbors lived side by side: one was wealthy, while the other struggled to make ends meet. Surprisingly, the poor neighbor owned a mysterious magic lamp….
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One night a man dreamed that he had died
One night, a man dreamed that he had died and gone to heaven. While sitting on a bench, he struck up a conversation with another man. Suddenly, a beautiful red-haired…
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The man on the crowded bus
The city bus was packed during rush hour, with passengers squeezed together and several people struggling to find enough room to stand comfortably. A woman who was standing in the…
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The phone rings at the local police station
One afternoon, someone called the local police station with an unusual complaint. “Hello, officer. I’d like to report my neighbor, Craig. I’m pretty sure he’s hiding marijuana inside his firewood!”…
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Four friends were enjoying a round of golf
Four friends were enjoying a round of golf when the conversation turned to their sons and how successful they had become. The first man proudly said, “My son is doing…
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The gym teacher who outsmarted everyone
An art teacher, a math teacher, and a science teacher were arguing one afternoon about who was the smartest of them all. The art teacher proudly showed off a giant…
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The widow and the mule for sale
Once upon a time, there was a woman married to a man named Steve, who had a habit of complaining about absolutely everything. Nothing ever pleased him, and even the…
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A young woman was preparing a ham dinner
A young woman was preparing a delicious ham dinner for her family. Before placing the ham in the baking pan, she carefully sliced off one end. Her daughter watched with…
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The queen and dolly parton
The Queen and Dolly Parton arrive at heaven’s gates on the same day, hoping St. Peter will welcome them inside. Unfortunately, he explains that there is only one place available,…
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The two beggars of london
Two beggars, Ali and Habib, worked different areas of London every day. They spent about the same number of hours asking passersby for help, but their results were completely different….
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The dog and his owner unexpected competition
A woman had a dog that snored so loudly she finally called the veterinarian to ask if there was a way to stop it. The vet suggested tying a ribbon…
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A old lady finished her annual physical
An 83-year-old woman had just finished her annual medical checkup when her doctor smiled and said, “You’re in remarkably good shape for your age! Tell me, do you and your…