Little Johnny And His Grandma
Little Johnny went to the store with his grandmother. On the way home, he looked through her bags to see what she had purchased. In one package, Little Johnny found…
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Daddy Is Going To War
The following is supposedly a true story relating a situation that actually occurred during the war. During the Persian Gulf War, I was assigned to go to Saudi Arabia. As…
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A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention
A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out together. One said to the other three, “People are always coming to us…
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New blonde waitress
A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, “I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.” The…
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The King And His Friend
The story is told about a king in Africa who had a close friend he grew up with. The friend had a habit of looking at every situation that ever…
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A preacher was told by his doctor
A preacher was told by his doctor that he had only a few weeks left to live. He went home feeling very sad, and when his wife heard the sad…
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A Greek and Italian were sitting
A Greek and Italian were sitting in a Starbucks’s one day discussing who had the superior culture. Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, “Well we have the Parthenon.” Arching…
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A little old couple in their eighties was sitting
A little old couple in their eighties was sitting on the couch watching the movie channel. He looked at her and asked, “Do you think we can still do that?”…
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A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes
A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn’t seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had…
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Two friends decided to take a weekend trip
Two bright-eyed blonde friends decided to take a weekend trip to a brightly lit gaming resort to try their luck at the arcade gaming floor. Before heading inside the crowded,…
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A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson
A stylish blonde turned up at a prestigious country club for her very first professional golf lesson. Excited to learn the sport, she met the head golf instructor out on…
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A bride visit to her family doctor office
Deeply concerned about her upcoming nuptials, a worried bride-to-be paid an urgent visit to her family doctor’s office. She leaned in nervously and whispered, “Doctor, I am getting married this…
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The cowboy journey to the pearly gates
A dust-covered, sharp-looking cowboy suddenly found himself standing right before St. Peter at the grand entrance of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter looked over his heavy golden book, peered over…
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The very first evening of their romantic honeymoon
On the very first evening of their romantic honeymoon getaway at a beautiful beach side resort, the sweet, charming, and thoroughly naive blonde bride got ready for a special night….
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A overly confident attorney and a quiet blonde traveler
A overly confident attorney and a quiet blonde traveler found themselves seated side-by-side on a lengthy nonstop flight from Los Angeles to New York. Shortly after takeoff, the attorney leaned…
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The pre christmas pressure
When four of Santa’s top workshop elves called in sick with the winter flu, the inexperienced apprentice elves couldn’t craft toys half as fast. Production fell dangerously behind, and Santa…
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Three women were sitting together
One afternoon, three women were sitting together, enjoying a friendly conversation about their marriages. Before long, the discussion turned to their husbands and what life was like with each of…
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A dad and his son were watching tv
One chilly evening, a father and his young son were sitting downstairs, relaxing together and watching television. After a while, the father began complaining that his feet were getting cold….