Tim Finnegan knocks at her door
Brenda McCarthy is home making dinner for her husband Patrick when Tim Finnegan knocks at her door. “May I come in, Brenda darling’?” says Tim sadly, “I’ve something to tell…
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Frank and Jim are walking down the street
Frank and Jim, are walking down the street when Jim turns to Frank and says, “Frank, if you had two of those top-of-the-line Mercedes Benz cars, with all the gear,…
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Johnny attended a horse auction with his father
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs, rump, and…
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Two Blondes living in Kansas
Two Blondes, living in Kansas, were sitting on a bench one evening, one asked the other. “What do you think is farther, Florida or the moon?” The other blonde give…
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Two guys are discussing
Two guys are discussing one’s upcoming wedding. “I’m not sure if my future bride is a pure or not.” His buddy replies, “Oh, there’s an easy test for that. All…
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A teacher was going to play
It was a little boy’s first day in school and a teacher was going to play a “guessing” game. She passed out different items to each of the students and…
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The wife asks her husband
While enjoying their evening cocktails, the wife asks her husband, in very seductive voice, “Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?” “No,” said her husband. She gave him…
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A woman was on the witness stand
A woman was on the witness stand, accused of poisoning her husband. “After you put poison in the coffee, you sat at the breakfast table and watched your husband drink…
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A Greek and an Irishman were sitting in a Starbucks
A Greek and an Irishman were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures. Over a double latte, the Greek mentions “We built the Pantheon, you may recall,…
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A noted physio therapist
A noted physio therapist realizes that people often lie about the frequency of their encounters, so he devises a test to tell for certain how often someone has done the…
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A family are driving in their car on holidays
A family are driving in their car on holidays. A frog crosses the road and the husband, who is driving, is able to stop the car. He gets out and…
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Three ex-pats are drinking in a NY city bar
Three ex-pats are drinking in a NY city bar. “As good as this is,” said the Scotsman, “I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow, there’s a bar called…
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A village doctor was awakened
Richard a village doctor was awakened at 4 a.m. to make a house call. He reluctantly got dressed and braved a snowstorm. After the examination, he told the patient to…
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A scientist has come up with proof
A scientist has come up with proof of something students have known for years chemistry lectures are boring. In an article published in the current issue of Chemistry in Britain,…
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A blonde is terribly overweight
A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure…
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One day an old lady went to the doctor
One day an old lady went to the doctors because she had an itch between her legs. She told the doctor her problem and he said, “You have the crabs”….
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Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery
Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack’s liquor store. One day, in walked Sister Mary K. and said, “Oh Jack, give me a pint o’…
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The Happily Married Couple
This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years, the only friction in their marriage was the husband’s habit of farting loudly every morning when…