Relationship Jokes

A man decides to do something nice for his wife before they leave on vacation so he gets her name tattooed on his weapon. He comes home and shows it…

A little boy caught his mom and dad having lovemaking. After, he asked, “What were you and daddy doing?” The mom said, “We were baking a cake.” A few days…

Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother, “Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!” Before the mother could…

A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom’s bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, “I need a man, I need a…

A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having lovemaking. He was embarrassed and scared that…

After picking her son up from school one day, the mother asks him what he did at school. The kid replies, “I had make love with my teacher.” She gets…

There was an elderly couple who in their old age noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor. The doctor told…

A husband and wife were grocery shopping when the husband picked up a case of Budweiser and placed it in the cart. “What do you think you’re doing?” asked the…

A very elderly couple is having their 75th wedding anniversary. The man said to his wife “Dear there is something that i must ask you. It has always bothered me…

An elderly couple named Bill and Helen went to the county fair each year. One year, a man at the fair was giving helicopter rides for 50 dollars. Having never…

Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, “Today is a special day. I bet you don’t know what day this is.” “Of course I do!” her husband…

One day, a man tried to impress his wife by cooking dinner. He followed a recipe, but somehow, the kitchen looked like a disaster zone. The fire alarm went off,…

A man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at a fast food place. He noticed that they had ordered just one meal, and as he watched, the older…

A woman has to go to Italy for a conference, so her husband drives her to the airport. “Thank you honey,” she says, “Is there anything I can bring back…

A Husband was a bit embarrassed and told the Doctor he had trouble getting an Erection with his Wife and she was getting frustrated. The Doc checked the man’s blood…

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house. Exhausted from the afternoon’s…

The husband slices his tee shot into the trees. They find the ball resting behind an oak. The man is about to chip out onto the fairway when his wife,…

A hotel guest calls the front desk and the clerk answers, “May I help you sir? The man says, “Yes, I’m in room 858. You need to send someone to…