A guy walks into a pub
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads, “Cheese Sandwich: $1.50; Chicken Sandwich: $2.50; Hand Job: $10.00.” Checking his wallet for the…
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A man was having premature ejaculation
A man was having premature ejaculation problems so he went to the doctor. The doctor said, “When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself.” That…
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A boy says to a girl
A boy says to a girl, “So, make love at my place?” “Yeah!” “Okay, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother, and he thinks we’re making…
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Boris Johnson walks into a bank
Boris Johnson walks into a bank to cash a cheque. As he approaches the cashier, he says, “Good morning, miss. Could you please cash this cheque for me?” The cashier…
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A old lady went to the store
An old lady went to the store to buy food for her dog. At the checkout, the clerk said, “I’m sorry, ma’am, but the manager has a new policy. We’ve…
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The whole family are having breakfast
The whole family are having breakfast together when he young Grandson looks over at his 18 year old newlywed wife and asks her, “Will you pass the honey, honey?” She…
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A old man goes golfing
An old man goes golfing every weekend. His wife always complains about his going and leaving her alone. So one weekend he says “Why don’t you come with me and…
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Two elderly ladies have been friends
Two elderly ladies have been friends for decades. Over the years, they partook in many activities and adventures together. Lately, their activities have been limited to meeting a few times…
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Two old women were standing in front
Two old women were standing in front of me at the bus stop when a very scruffy teenager strolled past. One lady turned to the other and said. “That’s Nigel….
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The young bride called her mother
As soon as the newlyweds returned from their honeymoon, the young bride called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away. “How did everything go?” her mom asked. “Oh,…
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Johnny is playing fetch with his dog
Johnny is playing fetch with his dog in the park, When he accidentally throws the stick onto a lake To his amazement, The dog runs onto the lake, walks across…
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Three men survive a plane crash
Three men survive a plane crash in the jungle. Paddy, an Irishman, Jock, a Scotsman, and Edward, an Englishman. The three men band together and set off in search of…
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A Blonde woman was speeding down
A Blonde woman was speeding down the road and was pulled over by a police officer. I The Cop asked to see the blonde driver’s license. She dug through her…
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A male patient is lying in bed
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A pretty, young, student nurse appears to give him a partial…
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I accidentally overturned my golf cart
The while golfing, I accidentally overturned my golf cart. A very attractive female golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out: “Are…
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A man walked into a where house
A man walked into a where house and told the Madam he wanted a woman who had AIDs, HepB, and herpes. He showed her a wad of money and the…
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The Lord called to Adam and said
After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth so I want you…
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A hunter went out to hunt
A hunter went out to hunt for buffalo. To help him, he hired an Indian Scout. The two of them set off on their journey to find buffalo. After riding…