The love session began his female partner
An American traveling to Japan for business found himself with two extra days after business concluded earlier than expected. Being single and away from home for so long, he sought…
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The Dragon Master
Michael the Dragon Master was an official in King Arthur’s court. He had a long standing obsession – to nuzzle the beautiful Queen’s voluptuous chest. But he knew the penalty…
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A male employee walks up very close to a female
A male employee walks up very close to a female co-worker at the coffee machine. He stops, inhales quite deeply and says that her hair smells nice. After a week…
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A mother and father took their 6 year old son
A mother and father took their 6 year old son to a bare beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had bigger…
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They found themselves at the pearly gates
There was a young couple very much in love. On the night before they were to be married, both were killed in an automobile accident. They found themselves at the…
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A man went to confession
A man went to confession in St. Patrick’s Catholic Church. ‘Father’, he confessed, ‘it has been one month since my last confession. I had make love with Fanny Green twice…
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The New Priest
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, “When I am…
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Three friends had a good friend
Three friends had a good friend named Joe and he was, naturally, an eternal optimist. At every bad situation he would always say “It could have been worse.” His friends…
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Two old men are sat on a bench at the park
Two old men are sat on a bench at the park. A young, smoking hot girl runs past though them. One of the men smiles and this brings the girl…
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My wife told me to go to the doctors
My wife told me to go to the doctors and get some of those tablets that “help” you get an self enjoyment. You should of seen her face when I…
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A boy comes back from school
A boy comes back from school, disappointed, because he got a 0 on a geography exam. “The teacher gave me a zero because I couldn’t answer a question on Portugal,”…
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The guy who gets home late one night
Who in the hell is Larry? Well Larry is the guy who gets home late one night and Linda, his wife, says “Where the hell have you been?” Larry replies…
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The superman was just started flying
The superman was kinda bored so he just started flying around looking for something to do. He’s flying over Wonder Woman’s house and sees her bedroom window is open. He…
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A third grade teacher always took
A third grade teacher always took role call each morning and had the pupils’ answer by reciting a short poem. The first kid sat in the first row was a…
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The Priest And The Drunken Man
A drunken man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man’s tie was stained; his face was plastered with red lipstick, and…
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A Blonde bought a brand new car
A Blonde bought a brand new car and decided to drive down from some place far off, to meet this friend. She reached there in a few hours. After spending…
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A couple had just together on their first night
A couple had just gotten married and where alone together on their first night. This was to be the first time they had made love and it was while her…
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A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla
A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there’s an ad for “Gorilla Removers”. He…