Three babies are in their mother’s womb
Three babies are in their mother’s womb. One of them says, “I want to be an artist, so everyone will know what it looks like in here.” The next one…
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Two notorious drunks are sitting at the bar
Two notorious drunks are sitting at the bar. One is crying. The other asks what’s wrong. “I’ve puked all over myself again and my wife is gonna kill me.” The…
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A old couple in an old folks home
An old couple in an old folks home are having an affair, nothing much they just sit watching TV late at night while the old woman holds the old mans…
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One day a little boy gets on a bus
One day a little boy gets on a bus and sits behind the bus driver. He starts saying things like: If my mom was a hen and my dad was…
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The doctor said Joe the good news
The doctor said, “Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches… The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes…
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Three men died and went to hell
Three men died and went to hell. When they get there the devil asks the first guy why he was there and he replied “I have a drinking problem.” So…
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When Jane initially met Tarzan of the jungle
When Jane initially met Tarzan of the jungle, she was very attracted to him. During her questions about his life, she asked him how he had making love and got…
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A family is sitting around the supper table
A family is sitting around the supper table discussing anatomy. Suddenly the son asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of melons are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son,…
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Little Sally asked her dad
Little Sally asked her dad if she could take her dog Fluffy far a walk around the block, he told her no because Fluffy was in heat. Little Sally says…
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A man walks into a bar and orders a drink
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink, as the man is taste it down the drink he looks over and notices a dog licking his nuts. The…
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A elderly woman went to the doctor complaining
An elderly woman went to the doctor complaining of recent intestinal problems. “Doctor I have terrible gas lately, but it doesn’t smell or make noise.” The doctor prescribed some pills…
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A couple in the backyard
A couple in the backyard. The wife bends over to pick something up. Her husband looking at her behind says: “wow, your bum is bigger than the bbq!” She gets…
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A guy walks into a bar
A guy walks into a bar and, and notices that behind the bartender there is a big gigantic jar full of 20-dollar bills. So the guy asks Guy: Hey bartender…
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She gets a spider
A blonde decides to make an experiment. She gets a spider, and pulls of two legs and tells it to walk. It walks a few steps, so she removes another…
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Dave somehow managed to hit his ball
Toward the end of the golf course, Dave somehow managed to hit his ball into the woods finding it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his…
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A young boy asking his father
Daddy, how was I born? The father answers, ‘Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a…
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A doctor was having an affair with his nurse
A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of…
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A 5-years-old was visiting his grandmother
A 5-years-old was visiting his grandmother. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while Grandma was dusting. He looked up and said, “Grandma, how come you don’t have a boyfriend…