A boy starts his first day at Walmart
A boy starts his first day at Walmart. His trainer says to him “I’ll take care of the first 2 customers to show you how it’s done and you can…
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Three friends die in a car crash
Three friends die in a car crash, and they find themselves at the Gates of Heaven. Before entering, they are each asked a question by St. Peter himself. “When you…
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A elderly woman went into the doctor
An elderly woman went into the doctor`s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, “I`d like to have some birth-control pills.” Taken back, the doctor thought…
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A little boy tell his father
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for a school play. He earned a part and went home to tell his father. His father…
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A man and his wife of more than 50 years
A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and forth on the front porch. Slowly they rocked in rhythm, as this was their time to…
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A man phones home from his office
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just come up. I have a chance to go fishing for a week. It’s the opportunity of…
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A blonde and a brunet are getting in the elevator
A blonde and a brunet are getting in the elevator, along comes this really hot guy. The girls noticed he has a really bad dandruff problem. The brunet whispers to…
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Bill and Doug were having a beer
Bill and Doug were having a beer at the neighborhood bar. “What’s the matter?” asked Bill of his buddy. “You look kind of down.” “My wife just told me that…
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Little Johnny Talking To His Mom
Little Johnny runs into the bathroom just as his mother is stepping out of the shower and curiously points to her triangle of hair and asks: “Mommy what’s that?” Somewhat…
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A daughter-in-law opened the door
A mother-in-law stopped by her daughter-in-law’s house, to give her some fruit. When her daughter-in-law opened the door, she was undressed! “Oh my gosh! Why aren’t you wearing anything?” exclaimed…
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Grandpa and his 7 year old grandson
Grandpa and his 7 year old grandson are gardening when to boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its h*le. He says, “Grandpa, I bet I can put…
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Three women are talking about
Three women are talking about their night lives. One says, “I call my husband ‘The dentist’ because nobody can drill like he does.” The next says, “Well, I call my…
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A farmer is giving his wife last minute instructions
A farmer is giving his wife last minute instructions before heading to town to do chores: “A guy will be along this afternoon to inseminate one of the cows. I’ve…
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The pregnant woman inside the bus
A lady about eight months pregnant got on a bus; she noticed the man opposite to her was smiling at her so she immediately moved to another seat. This time…
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Three friends while touring Dubai
Three friends while touring Dubai happened to stumble into a harem tent filled with more than fifty beautiful women. The guys start getting friendly with these exotic girls, when suddenly…
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A old man and his wife are in bed
An old man and his wife are in bed. After lying in silence for a few minutes, the old man farts and says, “seven points.” His wife rolls over and…
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A genie appears before them and offers
An advertising team is working very late at night on a project due the next morning. Suddenly, a genie appears before them and offers each of them one wish. The…
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Two friends are having drinks
Two friends are having drinks when they get into an argument about who enjoys bed time more. The man says, “Men obviously enjoy bed time more than women. We are…