A young man approached the foreman
A young man approached the foreman of a logging crew and asked for a job. “Let’s see you fell this tree first” said the foreman. The young man stepped forward…
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A pastor who shall we say
A pastor, who shall we say was “humor impaired,” attended a conference to help encourage and better equip pastors for their ministry. Among the speakers were many well known and…
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A young man asked an old rich man
A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, “Well, son, it was 1932, the depth…
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She opens the door
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs…
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A mother took her little boy to church
A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, “Mommy, I have to pee.” The mother said to the little boy, “It’s not appropriate…
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The man came to his pastor with a big problem
Week after week, the man came to his pastor with a big problem. “When I go to bed, I can’t sleep because I’m afraid of monsters under my bed. I…
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Jerry is the manager of a restaurant
Jerry is the manager of a restaurant. He is always in a good mood. When someone would ask him how he was doing, he would always reply: “If I were…
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A boy and a girl playing in the sand
I was sitting on a beach one summer day, watching two children, a boy and a girl, playing in the sand. They were hard at work building an elaborate sandcastle…
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A elderly man is stopped by the police
An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, “I am on my…
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A young lady read an article
A flat-chested young lady read an article in a magazine that stated Dr. Bumbutu in Africa could enlarge your melons without surgery. So she decided to go to Dr. Bumbutu…
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A young woman brings home her fiance
A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The father invites the fiance…
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A couple went on vacation to a fishing
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn; the wife preferred to read. One morning the husband…
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There was a man who had three girlfriends
There was a man who had three girlfriends, but he did not know which one to marry. So he decided to give each one $5000 and see how each of…
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A little girl whispered to her mother
Attending a wedding for the first time, A little girl whispered to her mother, “Why is the bride dressed in white?” “Because white is the color of happiness and today…
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A fox was walking through the forest
One afternoon a fox was walking through the forest and spotted a bunch of grapes hanging from over a lofty branch. “Just the thing to quench my thirst,” he thought….
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She saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store
A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, “Hey lady,…
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A lady gets pulled over for speeding
A mature over 50 lady gets pulled over for speeding. Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I…
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Birbal was one of the nine gems in the court
Birbal was one of the nine gems in the court of emperor Akbar. He was respected by everyone for his intelligence and wit. Whenever Akbar was in difficulty, he called…