A man and his wife were having some problems
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need…
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A fox sneaked into a farm and grabbed a prize rooster
A fox sneaked into a farm and grabbed a prize rooster. The farmer saw him and raised the alarm and he and his dogs started chasing the thief. The fox,…
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A Hindu saint who was visiting river Ganges
A Hindu saint who was visiting river Ganges to take bath found a group of family members on the banks, shouting in anger at each other. He turned to his…
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A old man is eating his lunch in a restaurant
An old man is eating his lunch in a restaurant when three bikers walk up to him. They make fun of him for being old, and then one of them…
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Doctor and a lawyer in two cars collided
Doctor and a lawyer in two cars collided on a country road. The lawyer, seeing that the doctor was a little shaken up, helped him from the car and offered…
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A guy asked a girl in the library
A guy asked a girl in the library. “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl answered with a loud voice. “I don’t want to spend the night…
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A young boy enters a barber shop
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer. “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The…
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A man walks into a bar and orders one shot
A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another shot. After he finishes, he looks into his shirt pocket…
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A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender
A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender with a drunken slur. “Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the…
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A boy was in the market with his sister
A 6 year-old boy was in the market with his 4 year-old sister. Suddenly the boy found that his sister was lagging behind. He stopped and looked back. His sister…
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A man and his wife are at a restaurant
A man and his wife are at a restaurant and the husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table. His wife asks, “do…
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A husband and wife came for counseling
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever…
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A little old lady goes to the doctor
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. My farts never smell and…
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Two elderly grandparents from a retirement center
Two elderly grandparents from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: “Slim, I’m 83 years old now and…
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A man came home from work early
A man came home from work early one day, and found his wife undressed and panting on the bed. “Honey,” she said, thinking quickly, “I think I’m having a heart…
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A circuit-riding preacher trained his horse
A circuit-riding preacher trained his horse to go when he said, “Praise the Lord,” and to stop when he said, “Amen.” The preacher mounted the horse, said “Praise the Lord,”…
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A priest offered a Nun a lift
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the…
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A man asked his doctor
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred. The doctor asked the man, “Do you smoke or drink?” “No,” he replied, “I’ve never done…