Irishman was drinking in a bar in London
Irishman was drinking in a bar in London when he gets a call on his cell phone. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he announces his wife…
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A woman is having an affair
A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom…
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A baby boy was brought into the world
There was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, ‘Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am doing.’ Soon, a baby boy…
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A young man approached Buddha
One beautiful sunny day, Buddha walked into one small village. Suddenly, a young man approached him and started offending him. He said: “Who are you to teach the world? You…
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Juan comes up to the Mexican border
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, “What’s in the bags?” “Sand,” answered…
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A fireman comes home and tells his wife
A fireman comes home from work one day and tells his wife, “We have a wonderful system at the fire station: Bell 1 rings, we put on our jackets; Bell…
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A guy is reading his paper when his wife
A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan. He asks, “What was…
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A man walking down the street hears a voice
A man walking down the street hears a voice: “Stop! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down and kill you.” The man stopped; a big brick…
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The pastor stood before the congregation
The pastor stood before the congregation and said; “I have bad news, I have good news, and I have more bad news.” The congregation got quiet. “The bad news is:…
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A elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant
While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip. When leaving, the…
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A cop writing out a parking ticket
Well, for example, the other day, Bev my wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking…
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One day her teacher a Nun
Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School. Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. ‘Tell…
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A young doctor had moved to a small community
A young doctor had moved to a small community near Broken Hill to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on…
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A man went to God and asked
A man went to God and asked, “What’s the value of life?” God gave him a stone and told him to figure out its value without selling it. The man…
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A 85-year-old man was told by the Doctor
An 85-year-old man was told by the Doctor that he needed a seed count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, ‘Take…
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A poor boy was in love with a rich man daughter
A poor boy was in love with a rich man’s daughter. Overcome with his love for the girl, the boy proposed to her. However, the rich girl derisively rejected him…
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A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain
A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word “definitely” to them. To make sure the students have a good understanding of…
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A boy and his father were visiting a shopping mall
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a shopping mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart…