A lady walks into a pet store
A lady walks into a pet store. She sees a beautiful parrot with a sign on its cage: $10 OBO The lady asks the pet shop owner, “Why so cheap?”…
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A boy came home with a new Chevrolet
A sixteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and his parents began to yell and scream, “Where did you get that truck?!” He calmly told them, “I…
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A big city lawyer went duck hunting
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Alberta. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of a…
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A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game?…
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A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip
A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she was about to storm…
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Two brothers who were always up to some mischief
There were two brothers who were always up to some mischief. If somebody had been locked up in his house or if somebody’s dog had been painted green, one always…
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A man in Scotland calls his son
A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your…
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Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, “Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you…
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When a woman opened the door
One day a beggar knocked at the door of a house, and when a woman opened the door, asked her for alms. “I’ve nothing to give you,” said the woman….
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Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions. The first guy says, “I’m a YUPPIE. You know, young, urban, professional.” The second guy says,…
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Ray and Bob two Government maintenance guys
Ray and Bob, two Government maintenance guys, were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. “We’re supposed to…
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A woman walks into the City Center link office
A woman walks into the City Center link office, trailed by 15 kids “WOW,” the social worker exclaims, “Are they ALL yours?” “Yeah, they are all mine,” the flustered mother…
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A mother and a baby camel were talking
A mother and a baby camel were talking one day when the baby camel asked; Mom, why do we have these huge three-toed feet? The mother replied; Well son, when…
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A man looked at the morning newspaper
About a hundred years ago, a man looked at the morning newspaper and to his surprise and horror, he read his name in the obituary column. The news papers had…
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There was an engineer who had an exceptional
There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his company loyally for over 30 years, he happily retired. Many years later the…
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A young lady was waiting for her flight
A young lady was waiting for her flight in the boarding room of a big airport. As she would need to wait for a long time, she decided to buy…
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A man reading a book by candle light
A man, reading a book by candle light, came across a sentence which stated that men with long beards were fools. This distressed the man because he had a long…
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I got chatting to a girl in a club
I got chatting to a girl in a club. “Can I buy you a drink ?” I asked. “Have you not got a girlfriend ?” she replied, “Guys like you…