A tough looking group of hairy bikers are riding
A tough looking group of hairy bikers are riding when they see a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stop. The leader, a big burly man, gets…
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A man and his wife were working in their garden
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day. The man looks over at his wife and says: “Your bum is getting really big I mean really…
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A very loving couple had been married
A very loving couple had been married for over 10 years without any child and it was becoming their 11th year. Steve and Sarah stayed with each other and greatly…
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A guy goes to the supermarket
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from….
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A woman goes to her boyfriend parents
A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and…
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Where did I come from
“Dad, where did I come from?” asks this 10-years-old. The father was shocked that a 10 year old would be asking a question like that. He was hoping to wait…
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On his first day on the job
On his first day on the job, the trainee dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: “Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!” The voice from the other side…
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He orders the guy out of bed
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed….
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A couple was having dinner one evening
A couple was having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wife’s hand in his and said; “Beth, soon we will be married 30 years,…
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Two West rednecks were out hunting
Two West rednecks were out hunting, and as they were walking along, they came upon a huge hole in the ground. They approached it and were amazed at its size….
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A school teacher used to take a short nap
A school teacher used to take a short nap every afternoon. When his pupils asked him why he did so, he said that he went to dreamland to meet ancient…
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One night the Hodja looked into his well
One night the Hodja looked into his well and saw there the reflection of the full moon. “Oh no!” he exclaimed. “The moon has fallen from the sky and into…
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A farmer and a baker who did business
Once upon a time, there lived a farmer and a baker who did business with each other. The farmer sold a pound of butter to the baker everyday and the…
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One of the cops asked the old man
An elderly couple was just settled down for bed when the old man realized he left the lights on in the greenhouse in the back yard. Then they heard voices….
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The madam opened the door
The madam opened the night house door in Miami and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties. “May I help you sir?” she…
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Two little boys are going to the hospital
Two little boys are going to the hospital the next day for operations. Theirs will be first on the schedule. Two boys hospital joke story The older boy leans over…
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A man calls home to his wife and says
A man calls home to his wife and says, “Honey, I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We’ll be…
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A man and a woman who had never met before
A man and a woman who had never met before but were both married to other people found themselves assigned to the same sleeping compartment on a trans-continental train… Though…