She got worried and asked her mom
Anna realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said: “That part where the hair has…
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The son asks the father
The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of melons are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s…
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A beautiful woman walks into a doctor office
A beautiful woman walks into a doctor’s office and the doctor is bowled off by how stunningly awesome she and his professionalism goes right through the window. He tells her…
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Two boys go into a forest
Two boys go into a forest and walk around Suddenly they see a undressed women, then one of the boys run away. The other chases after him. The boy asked…
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He goes into a house and finds a young couple in bed
A man escapes a prison where he has been locked up for 15 years. He goes into a house and finds a young couple in bed. He forces the young…
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She took Harry to the principal
A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, ‘Harry, what’s your problem?’ Harry answered, ‘I’m too smart for the 1st grade. My…
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A boss said to his secretary
A boss said to his secretary I want to make love with you & I will make it very fast. I’ll throw $1000 on the floor, by the time you…
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He accidentally fronts into a woman
A man is in a hotel lobby, He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally fronts into a woman…
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A little girl and a little boy
A little girl and a little boy are sitting in the sand pit. They are showing their private parts. They both ask each other “what is it?” They both replied…
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Anna and blonde are walking home
Anna and blonde are walking home from a night at the bar and have to pee, so they stop at a cemetery. With nothing to wipe with Anna uses her…
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A little girl walk up to him and asks
One day a man goes to the beach to get a tan, he is wearing no clothes except for a newspaper to cover his privates. A little girl walk up…
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My friend is missing can you help me
There are three friends. Shut the hell up, Your manners, and Bear Shit. One day they’re in the woods and bear shit gets lost and your manners looks for him….
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A little girl walks in on her parents room
One night a little girl walks in on her parents room. The mother is going up and down on the father and when she sees her daughter looking at them…
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Four fathers are talking about their sons
Four fathers are talking about their sons. The first father says, “my sons a successful doctor. He’s so rich, he just bought his best friend a Lamborghini”. The second father…
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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. She asks: “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few…
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A student at college had failed his final
A student at college had failed his final law papers and was obviously not happy, he questioned the professor & decided to make a deal with him ‘professor, do u…
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A blonde walked into a department store
A blonde walked into a department store and said “i would like to buy this TV.” The manager said, “sorry we don’t sell to blondes.” The blonde was so mad,…
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They always left the lights off when having fun
A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years. They always left the lights off when having fun. He was embarrassed and scared that…