Timmy wanted to take a shower with his dad
Little Timmy wanted to take a shower with his dad. His dad said don’t look down. Timmy looked down. Timmy said “What’s that?”. Timmy’s dad said “that’s Mr.wiggles”. Timmy wanted…
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She goes to see her doctor
A blonde is pregnant, and is practically 9 months along. She goes to see her doctor for a routine check-up, but she is worried. She asks, “What if the baby…
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A doctor drives by a small town
A doctor drives by a small town. He stops at a gas station and notices there is no one there. A little kid passes by and tells him the gas…
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A husband tired of his wife asking
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. However, this does little to help, as now she just stands in front…
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The couple was relaxing after a satisfying
The pick-up couple was relaxing after a satisfying session of lovemaking. The guy considered himself lucky to have been able to attract and bed such a luscious looking dish. He…
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The teacher was teaching the kids
The teacher was teaching the kids about starvation. Being a good teacher, she decided to call on selected students to draw a picture of starvation on the board. Sue went…
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A man standing at a urinal
A man standing at a urinal notices that he’s being watched by a midget. “Wow,” comments the midget. “Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!” Surprised and flattered,…
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He broached them to his wife
Jones, who had been away on an extended trip, had very romantic plans for his first night home. He broached them to his wife, who promptly said, “Oh, I’m sorry,…
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Johnny went to confession
Johnny went to confession, at the beginning of Lent…. “Bless me Father for I have sinned. It has been 3 months since my last confession. In that time I have…
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A young couple with a box of rubber pack
A young couple with a box of rubber pack proceeded to do the wild thing. When they were finished, she discovered that there were only six rubber remaining in the…
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Three men are sitting on a park bench
Three men are sitting on a park bench, enjoying the weather and bragging about their wives. Saw nothing the first day The first man, tool, married a woman from Kentucky,…
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A man sits down on a bar stool
A man sits down on a bar stool and tells the bartender, “Pour me a drink before the trouble starts.” The bartender looks puzzled, but pours him a drink. The…
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A man is talking to his best friend
A man is talking to his best friend about married life. “You know,” he says, “I really trust my wife, and I think she has always been faithful to me….
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Emma came home and asked her mother
One day, Emma came home and asked her mother, Sarah, to speak in private. They sat down in the kitchen, and Emma took a deep breath before she spoke. “I’m…
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Little Johnny walks in on his grandfather
Little Johnny walks in on his grandfather smoking a cigar. “May I smoke a cigar?” Asks Johnny. The grandpa replies “Well, does your private part touch your bum?” Johnny replied…
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A man drove past a traffic camera
A man drove past a traffic camera and saw it flash. He couldn’t believe he had been caught speeding when he was driving below the speed limit for once! He…
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A man is working in a toy store
A man is working in a toy store, when a brunette walks in. She asks him how much for the black toy? He replies $50 for the black one, $50…
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A young woman was taking golf lessons
A young woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she…