A man is talking to the family doctor
A man is talking to the family doctor, “Doctor, I think my wife is going deaf.” The doctor answers, “Well, here’s something you can try on her to test her…
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A old man was lying in his death bed
An old man was lying in his death bed upstairs. His most favorite food in the world was chocolate chip cookies. As he lay there, gasping for each breath, He…
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After driving for about six hours
After driving for about six hours, a trucker decides to pull over and sleep for a little while. As soon as he falls asleep, He is awoken by some knocks…
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Three drunken guys entered a taxi
Three drunken guys entered a taxi after a heavy night of drinking. Immediately realizing that the men were inebriated,… Cab driver quickly thought up a plan to get rid of…
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A mother takes her daughter to a clinic
A mother takes her daughter to a clinic She tells the doctor that her daughter has been having terrible nausea in the morning, lost her appetite, and even missed a…
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A guy say to his best friend
If you let me touch your wife’s bum and smack it, i will pay you $100,000 says a guy to his best friend. His friend gets furious and asks him…
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A 8 year old girl went to her grandfather
An 8 year old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him, “Grandpa what is couple make love?” The grandfather was surprised that she…
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A man who drank a lot was told by his wife
A man who drank a lot was told by his wife “If you ever come home drunk again, I’m going to leave you”. Regardless, that night he went out to…
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A woman meets a man in a bar
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect. They end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and he shows her around his apartment….
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Two boys playing by a stream
One day, there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it. The other boy couldn’t figure out why…
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A man took his pregnant wife to the hospital
A man took his pregnant wife to the hospital. The doctor looked her over and told them it would be a rather difficult delivery. He offered to let the couple…
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Frank went to the gym
Frank went to the gym As he wants to loose weight to get a girlfriend. The receptionist gave him some promotion pack options of “loose 1kg guaranteed”, “loose 3 kg…
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Three nuns are talking
Three nuns are talking and the first nun says, “u would never believe what i discovered.” Intrigued, the other to signal her to continue. “i found a phone in the…
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Mickey Mouse steps into lawyers office
Mickey Mouse steps into lawyers office to review divorce with lawyer Mickey: I need to get out of this marriage! Minnie ruined my life. I’ve paid you good money for…
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She went to a genie to make her pretty
There once was a girl who wasn’t feeling very pretty so she went to a genie to make her pretty. The genie told her that to make her feel pretty,…
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What are you guys doing
Little Johnny is walking around and peaks in his parents room, catching them having lovemaking so he asks, “What are you guys doing?” and they reply “Nothing, nothing! we’re just…
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That day his dad got a call saying
Johnny went to school one day and later that day his dad got a call saying he needs to pick up his son because he had had love with a…
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A guy goes on to a ship
A guy goes on to a ship to sail and work but he notices no women on board. so he runs to the captain Guy: capt. capt.! theirs no women…