Two old farmers are talking
Two old farmers are talking. “I’ve got this one bull with no stamina whatsoever. I can’t get him to mate for nothing,” one farmer lamented. “I had the same problem…
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This woman husband had been slipping
This woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came…
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A young boy gets suspended from school
A young boy gets suspended from school. His mother was furious, and yelled ” “What did you do this time?!” The boy said all I did was tell a joke….
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The teacher asks her class
The teacher asks her class. “What is love?” Little Johnny stands up says, “love is the temptation caused by the sensation when a boy sticks his location into a girl’s…
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There were three ducks swimming in a pond
There were three ducks swimming in a pond one night after midnight and got arrested for trespassing. They were called to appear in court the next day so the judge…
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Three women were sitting in a bar
Three women were sitting in a bar, burnette, redhead, and a blonde they were all pregnant. The burnette says, “I know what I’m going to have.” The other to asked…
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A guy meet his friends for drink
A guy is due to meet his friends for drink at a bar but arrives late. When he does eventually turn up his friends ask why he is late. The…
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A man walks into a pharmacy
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, “May I have a bottle of pills, please?” She is shocked. “Why would you want something like that?” The man…
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A newly married Liam goes to the meet Father
A newly married Liam goes to the meet Father Charles. He greets the priest and says, ‘Father, I need to talk to you.’ The Priest asks, ‘Is it a confession,…
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Three married men are sitting in a pool club
Three married men are sitting in a pool club and arguing over who has the worst marriage. One of the men says, “I have it the worst. My prudish wife…
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One rainy day she was in bed with her Lover
A woman was having an affair. One rainy day she was in bed with her Lover when she heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway. Woman: “OMG – Hurry!…
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A woman has to go to Italy
A woman has to go to Italy for a conference, so her husband drives her to the airport. “Thank you honey,” she says, “Is there anything I can bring back…
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A 8-year-old girl went to her dad
An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him: “Daddy, what is bang?” The Dad was surprised that she would ask such a…
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Steve got a job as a lumberjack
Steve got a job as a lumberjack and on his first day his boss gave him a chainsaw. “here you go. now get to it.” Steve took the chainsaw, and…
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A guy comes home from work
A guy comes home from work and he is quite upset. His wife looks worried and asks him what’s wrong. He shakes his head and refuses to say anything. Later,…
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As they stood at the gates of Heaven
Once there were three men, Charlie, Mason and Buck, who were involved in a tragic car accident in which all three died. As they stood at the gates of Heaven,…
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Two couples were playing a round of poker
Two couples were playing a round of poker one summer night, when one of the husbands, Bob, accidentally dropped a few of his chips on the floor. As he bent…
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The son enters the bedroom
Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course. The next morning, the…