John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the…
A man wearing a ten-gallon hat and leather boots goes into a bar and sits down next to a woman. “Are you a real cowboy?”, she asks him. He responds:…
The doctor and his wife were playing golf at the club and she drove a 300-yard tee shot straight down the fairway. The doctor said Wow I have never seen…
An old lady went to the store to buy food for her dog. At the checkout, the clerk said, “I’m sorry, ma’am, but the manager has a new policy. We’ve…
A married man decided to work late to be with his hot secretary, so he called his wife to make up an excuse. After work he invited his secretary to…
A young man goes to a doctor for a physical examination. When he gets into the room, the man strips for his exam. He has a weapon the size of…
