A boy who was a witness to a crime
A boy who was a witness to a crime was called to testify in court. He was approached by the defense attorney who asked, “Did anyone tell you what to…
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The wife discussing Christmas presents with her maid
The very snobbish wife was discussing the subject of Christmas presents with her maid. “Now what about the butler?” the rich woman said. “A set of wine glasses?” the maid…
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He went to a bar and asked this one guy
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar and asked this one guy how to get a date. The guy said, “It’s simple. I…
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Two seriously good looking girls
I have become a victim of a clever scam when using the casino’s car parking facility. Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to car as about to get in…
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They are about to kiss each other goodnight
One late Saturday night, a young guy walks 18-year-old Rachel to her front door. They are about to kiss each other goodnight, but the guy is feeling a little horny…
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A blonde woman is walking down the street
A blonde woman is walking down the street, with her corset open. A cop is approaching from about a block away, thinking, “Boy, my eyes must be going, it looks…
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A old lady comes to the dentist
A 91-year-old lady comes to the dentist’s office in North Dakota. She claimed it was an emergency, so the young doctor working in the clinic prepared himself for the worst….
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A young female teacher
A young female teacher, good looking and wearing a short and tight skirt, was giving an assignment to her class one day. It was a big assignment, so she started…
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Two hot young ladies are talking
Two hot young ladies are talking one afternoon about the weekend just past. The first named Faba, and the second, Mujo, discussed Faba’s last date. “You know what Mujo, I…
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A man and a woman meet in an elevator
A man and a woman meet in an elevator. “Where are you heading today?” the man asks. “I’m going down to give blood.” “How much do you get paid for…
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There are three girls on a island
There are three girls on a island. They are blonde, brunette and a black haired. After 3 weeks of starvation god comes down and says, “Go home already. i will…
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A kid walks into a class
A kid walks into a class with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks the teacher asks, “Where have you been?” The boy says, “On top of blueberry hill.” Then another…
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Charlie would have to sleep with the husband and wife
Charlie was visiting an old friend and his wife for dinner. When the time came to leave, his car wouldn’t start, and it was too late to call the local…
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The wife is just falling off to sleep
A woman goes out shopping with her husband and spots a pair of shoes she likes and must have. The husband says, “No chance love, They’re too expensive!” Later on…
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A mother took 6-year-old son to beach
A mother and father took their 6-year-old son to a open beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had bigger melons than…
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There are four guys standing on a bridge
There are four guys standing on a bridge. A Chinese guy, Russian guy, Mexican guy, and an american guy. The Chinese threw off noodles. They all asked, why did you…
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One evening a husband and wife were in bed
One evening a husband and wife were in bed. The husband was reading a book, and the wife was watching TV. The husband reaches over and puts his hand under…
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A teacher is teaching a class
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn’t paying attention, so she asks him, “If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot…