He was in court filing for a divorce
Dan married a woman with an identical twin. Less than a year later, he was in court filing for a divorce. “Tell the court why you want a divorce,” said…
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The best friend takes him aside and asks
A couple returns from their honeymoon refusing to speak to each other. The groom’s best friend takes him aside and asks what’s wrong. “Well,” replies the man, “when we finished…
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A little boy came up to his mother in the kitchen
A little boy came up to his mother in the kitchen one evening while she was fixing supper, and handed her a piece of paper that he had been writing…
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A man goes to the doctor and complains
A man goes to the doctor and complains that his wife cant hear him. How bad is it? the doctor asks. I have no idea, the husband says. Well, please…
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He found an old lamp
A guy was in a cave, looking for treasure. He found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out. The genie said “I will grant you three wishes,…
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A Brazilian fisherman rowing a small boat
There was once a businessman who was sitting by the beach in a small Brazilian village. As he sat, he saw a Brazilian fisherman rowing a small boat towards the…
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A FBI agent came and said rancher
A rancher was minding his own business when an FBI agent came up up to him and said, “We got a tip that you may be growing illegal drugs on…
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Watch Out for The Wall Please
A funeral service is held for a woman who just passed away. As the pallbearers carry the casket out, they accidentally bump into a wall. They hear a faint moan….
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Bill wakes up at home with a huge hangover
Bill wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass…
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Two men both seriously ill same hospital room
Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid…
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A man eating grass by the roadside
A man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out…
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Jim and Bob are sitting at their favorite bar
Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favourite bar, drinking beer. Jim turns to Bob and says, “You know, I’m tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I…
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She goes to the door opens it and sees a man
A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door. She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there. He asks the lady,…
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A hotel guest calls the front desk
A hotel guest calls the front desk and the clerk answers, “May I help you sir? The man says, “Yes, I’m in room 858. You need to send someone to…
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There’s someone under my bed
Ever since I was a child, I’d always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told him: “I’ve got problems….
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A son took his old father to a restaurant
A son took his old father to a restaurant for an evening dinner. Father being very old and weak, while eating, dropped food on his shirt and trousers. Other diners…
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Can I buy you a drink
I got chatting to a girl in a club. “Can I buy you a drink ?” I asked. “Have you not got a girlfriend ?” she replied, “Guys like you…
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A couple both 78 went to a therapist
A couple, both 78, went to a therapist’s office in Winter Haven, Florida. The doctor asked, “What can I do for you.” The man asked, “Will you watch us have…