A old Man walked into the bank
An old Man walked into the bank and stood in the queue, when it was his turn he handed his bank card to a bank teller and said, “I would…
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Two nuns painting a room in their convent
Two nuns painting a room in their convent, They decide to undressed so they don’t get paint on their robes. Seconds later there is a knock on the door… “Who…
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A woman went to the service counter
A woman went to the service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won’t work: The clerk told her that he…
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Two men were having an awfully slow round of golf
Two men were having an awfully slow round of golf because the two ladies in front of them managed to get into every sand trap, lake, and rough on the…
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A man once came to Akbar court
A man who made spears and shields once came to Akbar’s court. “Your Majesty, nobody can make shields and spears to equal mine,” he said. “My shields are so strong…
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Pam and Kate are outside having a drink and a smoke
Pam and Kate are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Pam pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it…
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The robbers take the money
Two accountants are in their local credit union on their lunch break, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line…
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A man into a bar and sits down next to a woman
A man wearing a ten-gallon hat and leather boots goes into a bar and sits down next to a woman. “Are you a real cowboy?”, she asks him. He responds:…
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A wife was cooking something in the kitchen
A wife was cooking something in the kitchen while the husband was watching a debate in a news channel over a doctor’s scandal. Wife: Why is everyone’s going so mad?…
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A husband and wife go to an adoption agency
A husband and wife go to an adoption agency looking to adopt a child. They are well dressed and well spoken, and the social workers are quite impressed with them….
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A old man went to the doctor
Morris, an 82-year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on…
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Three women of different ages were walking
It was 1832, and three women of different ages were walking back to their small farming village. They were carrying their shopping from the market from the next town. As…
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Three boys are in the schoolyard
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, “My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem,…
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A businessman enters a tavern
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then…
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The male teacher in a girls school
The male teacher in a girls’ school asked the science class: “Who can tell me what organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?…
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A young couple just married were in their honeymoon
A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband who was a big burly man tossed his…
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Sam and Becky are celebrating their anniversary
Sam and Becky are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. Sam says to Becky, “Becky, I was wondering have you ever cheated on me?” Becky replies, “Oh Sam, why would you…
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Two men are sitting at a bar
Two men are sitting at a bar, slowly sipping their drinks. After a while, the first man approaches the other man, and sits next to him. “This place is great,…