A teacher trying to teach good manners
During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: “Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a…
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She visited the clinic
“I don’t know what’s wrong with me, doctor,” said the curvy call girl. “I feel tired, dragged out. Pooped. No pep. No get up and go. Is it vitamin deficiency,…
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Two young lovers go up to the mountains
Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get to the cabin, the guy goes out to chop some wood to start the…
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A mechanic was removing a cylinder
A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service…
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A woman cranky because her husband was late
A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, “I’ve had enough and have left you…don’t bother coming after me” Then she…
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He goes up to the cabin and knocks
A man is lost in the woods and it is getting dark. As he walks through the woods he comes across a small cabin. He goes up to the cabin…
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A woman wakes up in the middle of the night
A woman wakes up in the middle of the night only to find her husband wasn’t there. She puts on her robe and takes a sip of coffee. “What’s the…
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She asked the old woman behind the counter
There was a little girl who really loved dolls. She had a big collection of them in her bedroom. One day, while she was browsing through a shop on her…
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A teacher was having a problem with a boy
A female teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class in 3rd grade class. The boy said, “Teacher, I should be in 4th grade. I am smarter…
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Satan appeared before a small town congregation
Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away. Soon everyone was…
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A Alabama pastor said to his congregation
An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, “Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie. I am…
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Three engineers are riding in a car
Three engineers are riding in a car: an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer, and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car stalls and stops by the side of the road. The…
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He noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch
A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch in the rocking chair wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from the waist…
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A teacher asks her class
A teacher asks her class, ”If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?” She calls on little Johnny….
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Lucy and John were recently attending church
Lucy and John were recently attending church services at The Villages. About halfway through, Lucy took a pen and paper out of her purse, and wrote a note and handed…
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Four strangers traveled in the train
Four strangers traveled together in the same compartment of a European train. Two men and two women faced each other. One woman was a very wealthy and sophisticated 75-year-old lady…
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Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers
Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then…
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Two young guys appear in court
Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope. The judge says, “You seem like nice young men, and I’d like to give you a second chance…