A young female teacher was giving an assignment
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her Grade 6 class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly…
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A married couple went to have their baby delivered
A married couple went to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother’s labor…
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The woman decided to go to the gynecologist
A man and a woman had been married for ten years and decided to try and have kids. They had not been using birth control for the entire time they…
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The Secret To A Long Happy Marriage Life
A girl is about to tie the knot, and is watching her mother bake biscuits in the kitchen. “Mom?” she asks. “How do you keep Dad so happy after all…
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Three men were discussing
Three men were discussing aging at the nursing home. Sixty is the worst age to be,” said the 60- year-old. You always feel like you have to pee. And most…
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A guy was at a bar and needed to fart
A guy was at a bar and needed to fart. He controlled himself for almost half an hour and couldn’t leave the bar because he didn’t want to lose his…
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A older couple are playing in the annual club
An older couple are playing in the annual club championship. They are playing in a playoff hole and it is down to a 6 inch putt that the wife has…
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A young blonde on vacation in Louisiana
A young blonde, on vacation in Louisiana, wanted a pair of alligator shoes, but was reluctant to pay high New Orleans prices. She stomped out of the store and headed…
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A blonde walks into a drugstore
A blonde, worried about the HIV crisis, walks into a drugstore and purchases a pack of rubber pack. “That will be $1.08, please,” says the clerk. “What’s the 8 cents…
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A woman scanned the guest at a party
A woman scanned the guest at a party and spotted an attractive man standing alone so she approached him. “My name is Carmen,” she told him. “That’s a beautiful name,”…
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A man finds a wallet
A man finds a wallet with $700 in it. A few days later, he reads a notice stating that a wealthy man has lost his wallet and is offering a…
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A blind man enters a Ladies Bar
A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to…
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St. Peter and Satan were having an argument
St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral grounds between a select team from the heavenly host…
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A crowded city at a crowded bus stop
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a stunningly beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight black leather mini skirt…
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A magician was working on a cruise ship
A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and…
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The man took out his wallet
A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The…
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A elderly gentleman was on his deathbed
An elderly gentleman was on his deathbed as his wife and three children and nurse stood close by. Then he spoke: “Bill, you take the Beverly Hills houses. “Mary, you…
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George says to her dad and mom
One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, “Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in…