A police officer pulled over a man
A police officer pulled over a man riding a Harley-Davidson for speeding. After asking for his name, the officer heard the biker reply, “Fred.” “Fred what?” the officer asked. “Just…
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She visited a divorce lawyer to discuss
After years of marriage, a woman finally decided she had had enough of her husband’s constant romantic advances. Feeling exhausted and frustrated, she visited a divorce lawyer to discuss ending…
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A family sat down together for dinner
One evening, a family sat down together for dinner. Everything was going smoothly until their young son noticed a serving of broccoli on his plate. “I’m not eating that!” the…
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She finally decided to visit her doctor for help
A blonde was having a terrible time with constipation, so she finally decided to visit her doctor for help. After examining her, the doctor prescribed suppositories and carefully explained that…
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A penguin drove his car into an auto repair shop
One day, a penguin drove his car into an auto repair shop because something didn’t seem quite right with the engine. The mechanic took a quick look and told him,…
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A couple was watching a Discovery Channel
One evening, a married couple was watching a documentary about an African tribe whose men were said to have unusually long measurements. According to the program, the men used an…
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A drunken Irishman is driving through the city
One evening, an Irishman was driving through the streets of Dublin when his car began weaving wildly from one side of the road to the other. A police officer noticed…
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Two blondes decide to go duck hunting
Two blonde friends decided to spend a Saturday morning trying their hand at duck hunting. Neither of them had ever been hunting before, but they were both confident that it…
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Three nuns were involved in a car accident
Three nuns were involved in a car accident and found themselves standing at the gates of Heaven. Waiting to greet them was the gatekeeper, who smiled kindly and explained, “I…
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Three Scotsmen were sitting in a bar
Three Scotsmen were sitting together in their favorite local bar, enjoying an evening of conversation and sharing a few stories over their drinks. After a while, the oldest man became…
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A guy asked a girl in a university library
One afternoon, a young man was studying in a quiet university library when he noticed a girl sitting at a nearby table. He politely approached her and asked, “Excuse me,…
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The doctor and his wife were playing golf
A doctor and his wife, Marie, were enjoying a day at the golf club when she hit an incredible 300-yard drive straight down the fairway. The doctor stared in amazement….
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A man arrived home late one evening
A man arrived home late one evening, and his wife was waiting for him with her arms crossed. “Where on earth have you been?” she asked. “I went out and…
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A man was sitting quietly reading his paper
A man was sitting comfortably on the sofa, quietly reading his newspaper, when his wife walked up behind him and smacked him on the head with a magazine. “Hey! What…
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A man walked into a bank and approached
A man walked into a bank and approached the teller’s window. “I want to open an account in this damn bank!” he announced. The teller was shocked by his language….
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Jesus and Moses are relaxing on a boat
Jesus and Moses are relaxing together on a boat, reminiscing about the good old days. As they chat, the conversation eventually turns to the miracles they once performed, and they…
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A woman comes home and told her husband
A woman came home one afternoon and excitedly told her husband, “Remember those terrible headaches I’ve been complaining about for years? Well, they’re finally gone!” Her husband looked surprised. “Really?…
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A young farm girl answers the door
One afternoon, a farmer’s daughter answered the front door and found an older neighbor standing on the porch. “Is your father home?” the neighbor asked. “No, sir,” the young woman…