The old lady at heaven gates
An elderly woman passed away peacefully and soon found herself standing at the Pearly Gates of Heaven. Saint Peter greeted her warmly and began explaining how everything worked in her…
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The moose hunters and the brave pilot
A bush pilot dropped two hunters, Bob and Ted, at a remote lake in Northern Ontario for a week-long hunting trip. Before leaving, the pilot gave them one important warning….
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The fishing trip twenty years later
Two college friends decided to spend a weekend camping in the woods. While exploring the area, they discovered a beautiful little brook filled with trout. They spent the entire day…
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Two friends decided to enjoy a quick round of golf
Two friends decided to enjoy a quick round of golf on a beautiful Saturday morning. They were hoping to finish eighteen holes before lunch, but the group ahead of them…
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A man and a woman met at a lively bar
A man and a woman met at a lively bar and quickly discovered that they had plenty to talk about. After a few drinks and lots of laughter, they decided…
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Four friends were sitting together at a cafe
Four friends were sitting together at a cafe, enjoying coffee and chatting about their children. The conversation soon turned into a friendly competition about whose son had achieved the most…
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A little girl asked her mother
One afternoon, a curious little girl was sitting with her mother when she suddenly asked a big question. “Mom, how did people come into the world?” Her mother smiled and…
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The boy who asked too many questions
A young boy came home from school looking unusually serious. “Dad,” he said, “my math teacher wants to see you.” His father looked worried. “Why? What happened?” “Well, she asked…
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Ted comes home blackout drunk
Ted had a reputation for coming home after a long night out and falling asleep before he even realized he had reached the bedroom. One evening, he stumbled through the…
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A hunter asked a experienced old hunter
A beginner hunter once asked an experienced old hunter for advice on how to hunt bears. The old hunter smiled confidently. “It’s simple,” he said. “I’ve hunted plenty of bears…
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The government clerk and the genie
A government clerk was sitting at his desk one afternoon, staring at the clock and wondering how it was possible for five minutes to feel like an hour. With nothing…
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A woman walked into a dentist office
One afternoon, a woman walked into a dentist’s office and asked the receptionist how much it would cost to have a wisdom tooth removed. The dentist came over and said,…
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Two blonde friends were leaving a restaurant
Two blonde friends were leaving a restaurant after enjoying a long lunch when they suddenly stopped beside their car. “Oh no!” one of them cried. “I locked the keys inside!”…
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A wealthy man came home
A wealthy man came home one evening, looked over the household expenses, and immediately became frustrated. “Honey, have you seen these bills?” he asked. “Our expenses are getting completely out…
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Two friends decided to night out
Two friends decided to have a girls’ night out while their husbands stayed home. They laughed, talked, and enjoyed themselves so much that they completely lost track of time. Just…
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He looked at the bartender and said
A man walked into a quiet neighborhood bar and took a seat at the counter. He looked at the bartender and said, “If I can impress you, will you give…
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A elderly man was lying peacefully in bed
An elderly man was lying peacefully in bed, surrounded by his loving family. His wife sat beside him, holding his hand, while their four children stood nearby. Three of the…
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Two cannibals a father and son
A father and son from a very unusual jungle tribe were sent out one afternoon to find food for the family. They walked deep into the jungle and settled near…