Two cannibals a father and son
A father and son from a very unusual jungle tribe were sent out one afternoon to find food for the family.
They walked deep into the jungle and settled near a quiet path, waiting patiently.
After a while, an elderly man came walking down the path.
The son whispered excitedly, “Dad, look! We found someone!”
The father shook his head.
“No, son. There wouldn’t be enough food for everyone. We’ll keep looking.”
A little later, a very large woman came walking along.
The son pointed excitedly.
“How about her, Dad? There would certainly be enough!”
The father thought about it for a moment.
“No, son. She looks like she might be too rich. We should probably keep searching.”
So they waited.
Nearly an hour passed before they spotted another person approaching.
This time, it was a woman who looked healthy, energetic, and very well suited for their dinner plans.
The son smiled.
“Dad, surely she’s the one! She looks perfect!”
The father stared for a moment and then shook his head.
“No, son. We aren’t eating her.”
The son was completely confused.
“But why not? She looks like exactly what we’ve been waiting for!”
The father smiled mysteriously.
“We’re taking her home.”
The son looked puzzled.
“Why?”
The father leaned closer and whispered:
“Because we’re going to introduce her to your mother… and let them settle their argument about who makes the better dinner!”
The son stared at his father.
“Dad, that’s your plan?”
The father nodded.
“Son, in this family, we don’t waste a good opportunity we let Mom handle the cooking!”