When Jane first met Tarzan in the jungle
When Jane first met Tarzan in the jungle, she was fascinated by his unusual way of life. Curious about how he had grown up, she began asking him questions about…
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The Taxi Fare Surprise
A guy and his date decided to take a quiet drive out of town and enjoy some privacy away from the busy streets. They parked along a peaceful back road,…
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He asks him if he sells duck food
A duck waddles into a store and walks up to the shopkeeper. “Do you sell duck food?” the duck asks. “No,” says the shopkeeper. The duck simply waddles away. The…
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At my first job I was working
At my first job, I worked at an orange juice factory, but I got canned—I just couldn’t concentrate. Then I became a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so…
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A couple arrived at town hall
A couple arrived at town hall just seconds before closing and caught the judge as he was about to leave. “Judge, could you please marry us?” they asked. “Do you…
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The Preacher and the Perfect Golf Shot
There was a preacher who absolutely loved golf. Whenever he had free time, you could usually find him on the golf course. One beautiful Sunday morning, the weather was perfect…
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Two elderly gentlemen
Two elderly gentlemen, who had been without enjoyment for several years, decided they needed to visit a cat-house for some tail. When they arrived, the madam took one look at…
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A policeman seeing the sign stopped
Two hot girls were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: “Two girls — $50.00.” A policeman seeing the sign stopped them and told…
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A cat dies and goes to Heaven
A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, “You have been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is yours,…
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Moses, Jesus, and an old man were enjoying golf
Moses, Jesus, and an old man were enjoying a friendly round of golf together. Moses stepped up to the tee and hit the ball. It went sailing over the fairway…
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A man dies and goes to hell
A man dies and goes to hell. As he approaches the gates he is stopped by the gatekeeper who asks for his name. “Joe.” he replies. “Well, joe, I’ve found…
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A Catholic goes to confession
A Catholic goes to confession. “Forgive me father for I have sinned.” He begins. “Go on my son.” says the priest. “I swore the other day, in the most profane…
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A Sunday School teacher decided to quiz
A Sunday School teacher decided to quiz her students about what they learned that year. Sunday School Teacher: “Okay class… who can tell me what are some different names used…
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A woman overhears her 7 year old son playing
A woman overhears her 7 year old son playing with his toy train set. As he’s moving his train around, he stops the train and says “This stop is Los…
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A man needs to take a flight
Years ago, a man needs to take a flight. As he gets to his plane seat, he is surprised to find a parrot strapped into the seat next to him…
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A blonde went to a flight school insisting
A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her by radio…
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A couple just had their first son
A couple just had their first son. The husband is half Irish and half Indian, the wife is half Chinese and half Italian. That’s a lot of heritage to inherit….
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Two doctor Dean and Gable
Two doctor,s Dean and Gable, are treating a man with lung disease. They’re explaining how his smoking weed has led to his condition worsening. “But it’s just herbal!” the patient…