A Sunday School teacher decided to quiz her students about what they learned that year.
Sunday School Teacher: “Okay class… who can tell me what are some different names used when talking about God?”
Little Johnny: “Hallowed!”
Sunday School Teacher: “Hallowed? How did you get that as an answer?”
Little Johnny: “It’s in the Lord’s Prayer: Our Father who art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name…”
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The 6th grade school teacher asked, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says: “I wanna become a billionaire , going to the most expensive…
A young man and woman got married. At the time of their marriage, the husband noticed his wife carried a decently sized metal box and shoved it up at the…