Two blondes decide to go duck hunting
Two blonde friends decided to spend a Saturday morning trying their hand at duck hunting.
Neither of them had ever been hunting before, but they were both confident that it couldn’t be too difficult.
They packed their supplies, headed out to a nearby pond, and settled in to wait for the ducks to appear.
Several hours passed, but they hadn’t managed to catch a single duck.
They checked their equipment, looked around the pond, and wondered what they could possibly be doing wrong.
Finally, one friend turned to the other and sighed.
“I just don’t understand it! Why haven’t we caught any ducks all morning?”
Her friend thought for a moment, then nodded as though she had discovered the answer to a complicated mystery.
“I’ve been telling you all along,” she said confidently.
“I just don’t think we’re throwing the dog high enough!”
The first woman stared at her friend in complete disbelief.
Then she looked toward the pond, as if she expected the ducks to explain the problem.