Two women went out for an evening together
Two women went out for an evening together while their husbands stayed home.
They enjoyed a few drinks at a local bar, chatted for hours, and eventually decided it was time to head back.
On the way home, one woman suddenly said, “I really need to use the bathroom. Can we stop somewhere?”
Her friend laughed and replied, “I need to go, too, but where can we find a restroom out here?”
Just then, they noticed a cemetery nearby. They decided it would offer enough privacy.
One woman said she would use her underwear and throw it away afterward. Her friend, however, was wearing an expensive pair she didn’t want to ruin, so she grabbed a wreath ribbon from a nearby grave instead.
The next morning, one husband called the other, worried about their wives’ unusual return home.
“My wife came back without her underwear!” he complained.
His friend sighed. “You’re lucky! Mine came home with a ribbon hanging from her backside. The ribbon said, ‘From all of us at the Fire Station. We’ll never forget you!’”
The two husbands were left wondering what on earth had happened during that night out!