A little girl and her mother are at church
A little girl was sitting quietly beside her mother during Sunday church service. Everything was peaceful until the girl suddenly started feeling sick.
She leaned over and whispered, “Mom, I think I’m going to be sick.”
Her mother quickly whispered back, “Oh dear. Go outside and throw up in the bushes behind the church. Then come right back.”
A few minutes later, the little girl returned and quietly sat down beside her mother.
Her mother whispered, “Are you feeling better? Did you throw up?”
“Yes, Mom,” the little girl replied.
Her mother looked surprised and asked, “Did you have to go all the way around to the back of the church?”
The little girl shook her head.
“No. There was a box right near the front door that said ‘For the Sick.’” 😄