A young lady is working
A young lady is working at an old people’s home when she walks into an old gentleman’s room. He’s holding a set of photographs and looks upset. “What’s the matter?”…
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A elderly husband and wife noticed
An elderly husband and wife noticed that they were beginning to forget many little things around the house. They were afraid that this could be dangerous, as one of them…
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A city kid went to his grandpa farm
A city kid went to his grandpa’s farm for the weekend. He tagged along as Pa did what had to be done around the place, taking it all in. Then…
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A drunk staggers into a diner and orders
A drunk staggers into a diner and orders a couple of eggs. The waiter, suspecting that they’ve run out, goes back to question the chef. “Hey, Gus, do we have…
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A angry wife was complaining her husband
An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him. “What will you have?” he…
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A elderly Florida lady did her shopping
An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and…
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Johnny tells his parents he has to go
After church, Johnny tells his parents he has to go and talk to the minister right away. They agree, and the pastor greets the family. “Pastor,” Johnny says, “I heard…
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A couple that has been dating
There’s a couple that has been dating for a while. As much as he wants to, she won’t sleep with him, because she’s saving her virginity for marriage. Just as…
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A women were sitting around the table
A few women were sitting around the table talking, and the subject turned to their husbands. One lady said, “My husband just won’t go to church with me, I think…
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A old lady is making lunch
A sweet old lady is making lunch for her husband one day… She had been making him the same lunch for the past 40 years. His favourite: a sandwich on…
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Two men at a bus stop
Two men at a bus stop started a conversation. One of them keeps complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man says, “You think you have family problems?” Listen to…
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A husband and wife seated on the couch
A husband and wife are sitting on the couch watching TV. The wife looks at the husband and he is staring at the ceiling above her head, she looks up…
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A old lady started learning swimming
A old lady, who suddenly started learning how to swim instead of her usual routine work of going to a Church!!!! Everyone was curious and asked her: “why the change…
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The elderly lady is in the Supermarket
The elderly lady is in the Supermarket and starts throwing the frozen veggies on the floor, so the Manager asks if he can help. “I’m looking for Broccoli” informed that…
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A young man wanted to purchase a gift
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for her birthday. As they had not been dating very long, it was a very difficult decision. After…
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A old man is 85 and take his wife
An old man is 85-year old and insists on taking his wife’s hand everywhere they go. When a man asked him why his wife kept looking away, he responded, “Because…
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A lady and her dog were enjoying a stroll
A lady and her dog were enjoying a stroll in the park when her dog was mounted from behind by a large Rottweiler. The Rot was really humping away and…
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Two elderly widows were watching the folks
Ethel and Mabel, two elderly widows, were watching the folks go by from their park bench. Ethel said, “You know, Mabel, I’ve been reading this ‘lovemaking and Marriage’ book and…