Johnny spends a rare weekend with his dad
Little Johnny spends a rare weekend with his dad: “Son, this is your weekend, have anything you want. Ask and ye shall receive.” After a little thought, Johnny says. “Dad,…
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Bobs wife Sally called their insurance agent
Bob’s wife Sally called their insurance agent to file a claim and demand the amount the barn was insured for, $60,000. “Hold on just a second there, that’s not the…
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A man is in a bar and falling off his stool
A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: “Why…
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A parrot that will let you know daily
A husband suspected his wife was cheating on him. He explained his situation to a pet shop owner who replied, “I have a parrot that will let you know daily…
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Two children Johnny and Alex
Two children, Johnny and Alex were sitting outside a clinic. Alex was crying very loudly. Johnny: Why are you crying? Alex: I came here for a blood test. Johnny: So?…
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The boss dialed his employee’s phone number
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees wasn’t in and had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers,…
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How many children do you have
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, “How many children do you have?” “Ten,” she replied. “What are their names?” he…
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A man and his wife arrive from a trip
A man and his wife arrive from a business trip and go to his favourite steakhouse unaware of the mad cow outbreak in his town. The waiter sits them and…
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A old woman walks into a tattoo shop
An 80-year-old woman walks into a tattoo shop, looks directly at the artist and says, “I want to get a tattoo”. The artist hesitantly replies “Well, OK where would you…
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The teacher was starting a new lesson
The first-grade teacher was starting a new lesson on multi-syllable words, She thought it would be a good idea to ask a few of the children examples of words with…
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She saw her daughter with a vibrator
As a woman passes her daughter’s closed bedroom door she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from inside. Opening the door, she saw her daughter with a vibrator. Shocked, she…
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A truck driver was going down
A truck driver was going down a steep incline when, at the foot of the hill, he was able to make out a couple having lovemaking in the middle of…
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A atheist swimming in the ocean
There is this atheist swimming in the ocean. All of a sudden he sees this shark in the water, so he starts swimming towards his boat. As he looks back…
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A couple made a deal that whoever died
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if it is lovemaking after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no…
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A wise old man was sitting at the river bank
A wise old man was sitting at the river bank. He saw a cat that had fallen into the river struggling to save itself from drowning. The man decided to…
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A boy was cycling with a basket of eggs
A boy was cycling with a basket of eggs on it. He hit a stone and fell down along with the cycle. The eggs also fell down and broke. A…
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A farmer decides to tell his son
A farmer decides its time to tell his son how he breeds the animals. He explains about the cows and the bull, the mares and the stallion and the ewes…
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A old man goes to his doctor
An old man goes to his doctor, complaining about a pain in his leg that doesn’t heal and wants a diagnosis and explanation. The doctor checks out his leg, but…