Grandpa Joe his new nursing home
Grandpa Joe was being taken by his grandchildren to his new nursing home. They took him in on his wheelchair. A young nurse met them. “Welcome to our nursing home…
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A old french man moves to America
An old french man moves to America and begins looking for a job. He walks into a bakery to meet with the owner. The owner is hesitant to hire him…
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Three elderly men are at the doctor
Three elderly men are at the doctor’s office for a memory test. The doctor asks the first man, “What is three times three?” “274,” came the reply. The doctor rolls…
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He gets a checkup with his physician
Herm is 85 years old and retired. He gets a checkup with his physician. A week or so after ward the doc sees Herm strolling the boardwalk with his arm…
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A elderly couple returned to a Mercedes dealership
An elderly couple returned to a Mercedes dealership to find the salesman had just sold the car they were interested in, to a beautiful Lady. “I thought you said you…
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A little old lady was walking her dog
A little old lady was walking her dog around a lake on a cold winter morning and the lake was still frozen. All of a sudden, her little dog spotted…
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A professor sits with a farmer in a train
A professor sits with a farmer in a train. Bored, the professor says to the farmer: “I ask you a question, if you can’t answer it, you give me $5;…
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The housewife was having her TV repaired
The housewife was having her TV repaired. The TV repairman couldn’t keep his eyes off of her. Every time she came in the room, he’d near about jerk his neck…
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A couple decide to go for anniversary
A couple decide to go for a meal on their anniversary and after some deliberation decide on their local Chinese restaurant. They peruse the menu and finally agree to share…
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A young girl wants to meet Santa Claus
A beautiful innocent young girl wants to meet Santa Claus. So she puts on a robe and stays up late on Christmas Eve. Santa arrives, climbs down the chimney, and…
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A couple was walking down their street
A couple was walking down their street in Christmas Eve, enjoying the lights, when suddenly they feel a little precipitation. The man says, “I think it’s raining, we should go…
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A senior citizens bus tour
A senior citizens bus tour, while the passengers were unloading to do some sightseeing, one elderly lady stopped and whispered in the driver’s ear. She said, “Driver, I believe that…
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A dad walks into a market with his son
A dad walks into a market with his young son. The boy is holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The dad realises the…
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A elderly patient in a mental hospital
An elderly patient in a mental hospital was being reviewed for possible release. When asked what he would do if released, he replied, “I am going to make a slingshot…
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The teacher asked Johnny
The teacher asked Little Johnny if he had any pets. Little Johnny replied, “Yes I have a pet cat and this morning before I left for school I put some…
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When a woman entered the pharmacy
When a woman entered the pharmacy, she approached the pharmacist and stated to him, staring into his eyes, “I want to purchase some cyanide.” Why on earth do you need…
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A doctor goes out and buys the best car
A doctor goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new Ferrari GO. It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it costs…
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A couple is throwing a dinner party
A couple is throwing a dinner party and the husband who is very thin and bony is walking around the house wearing only his boxers. His wife comes out of…