Little Johnny was wondering one day
Little Johnny was wondering one day and decided to ask his dad. “Dad, how come big dogs can make little dogs and big cats can make little cats but why…
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A man and his ever-nagging wife
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem. The woman kept complaining about every little detail and making the trip unbearable. But a few days before their…
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I just won the California lottery
A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, “Martha, pack up your things. I just won the California lottery!” Martha replies, “Shall I pack for warm weather…
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Frank and Jim are walking down the street
Frank and Jim, are walking down the street when Jim turns to Frank and says, “Frank, if you had two of those top-of-the-line Mercedes Benz cars, with all the gear,…
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Johnny asks his dad if he can take a shower
A one day little Johnny asks his dad if he can take a shower with him. The dad says “yes, but don’t look down.” So the johnny is in the…
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A man returns home a day
A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It’s after midnight. While en-route home, he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspects…
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A couple had been married for 40 years
A couple had been married for 40 years and he managed all of the money. He told his wife that he did not ever want her to look inside the…
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A teacher is trying to teach
A teacher is trying to teach good manners to her third-grade students. She turned to her class and said, “Michael if you were on a date having dinner with a…
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Joe was sitting at a bar
Joe was sitting at a bar. He was totally depressed. The bartender, serving him a drink, asked what was wrong. “I’ll never understand women.” said Joe. “The other night on…
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A old Italian couple is walking
An old Italian couple is walking around in the mall. After a while they get separated so the woman goes up to the first saleswoman she sees and ask: “Escusa…
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A salesman is talking to an old farmer
A salesman is talking to an old farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders: He says. “What on earth is that all…
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A wife asked her husband to drop
A wife asked her husband to drop her off at a friend’s house, where a wedding reception was taking place. He responded that he would be too busy throughout the…
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A man boarded an aeroplane
A man boarded an aeroplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realised she was…
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A man was at home watching TV
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one,…
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A married couple was walking through
A married couple was walking through a garden, and suddenly a dog ran towards them. They both knew it will bite them.. The husband lifted his wife to let the…
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The Husband and wife had a blazing row
The Husband and wife had a blazing row! The hubby stopped talking to his wife. The wife said, “I will count to 10. If you don’t start talking to me…
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Two old women were out driving
Two old women were out driving in a large car, both could Barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was…
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She finds him sitting at the kitchen
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds…