A woman walked into the kitchen
A woman walked into the kitchen and found her husband walking around with a fly swatter. “What are you doing?” the woman asked. “Hunting mosquitoes” He responded. “Oh, catching any?”…
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A old man turned 115
An old man turned 115 and was being interviewed by a reporter for the local paper. During the interview, the reporter noticed that the yard was full of children of…
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A woman went to a lawyer to discuss
A woman went to a lawyer to discuss divorcing her husband. “Don’t you love him anymore,” asked the lawyer? “Oh, I still love him,” the woman replied. “But, all he…
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A boss says to his secretary
A boss says to his secretary, “we are travelling abroad for the week so make arrangements” . The secretary makes call to her husband, “My boss and i will be…
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A Football team was on the field
A Football team was on the field during practice, When to their surprise, a big turkey suddenly walked up to the coach and demanded a tryout. “Are you crazy,” hollered…
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Three women friends
Three women friends, one in a casual relationship, one engaged to be married and one a long-time wife, met for drinks after work. The conversation eventually drifted towards how best…
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A female secretary was helping
A female secretary was helping her new boss set up his computer and asked him what word he would like to use as a password to log in with. Wanting…
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Two guys are driving in a car
Two guys are driving along in a car when they see two dogs mating in someone’s yard. The driver says, “That is great. My wife and I do that every…
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A lady went to a doctor
A lady went to a doctor’s office, and was being examined by a doctor. A few minutes into the examination, screeching could be heard from the room, and then the…
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Earl and Johnny go out on a hunting trip
Earl and Johnny go out on a hunting trip together. The nights are already cold so they don’t mind sharing the tent for one. At around 1 am, Earl wakes…
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A sixty four year old man is sitting
A sixty-four-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing when a young man walks by and asks him what’s wrong. Through his tears, the old man answers, “I’m in…
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Martin and his wife Debbie walk into a dentist
Martin and his wife Debbie walk into a dentist’s office. Martin says to the dentist, “Doc, I’m in one heck of a hurry I have three buddies sitting out in…
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A little boy said to a little girl
A little boy said to a little girl: I’m your BF! The little girl asked: What is BF? The boy laughed and answered: That means Best Friend. They later dated,…
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A man was riding on a full bus
A man was riding on a full bus minding his own business. When the gorgeous woman next to him started to breastfeed her baby. The baby wouldn’t take it so…
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A husband and wife talking
WIFE: Darling why are you home this early wearing such a Long face? HUSBAND: Had a terrible day, I lost all my colleagues today at work. WIFE: Blood of Jesus!…
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There are five cows on a farm
There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, “Momma, why is my name Rose?”…
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The wife served breakfast to the Husband
The wife served breakfast to the Husband. Along with that, she gave me a tablet also and said: “Take this Paracetamol after breakfast.” Husband: “Why? I don’t have a fever.”…
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A farmer and his pet dog lived alone
A farmer named Patrick lived alone in the Irish countryside with his pet dog: The dog finally died, and Patrick went to the parish priest, saying. “Father, my dog died….